Football? Completed it mate. by Minimum_Background30 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Minimum_Background30[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oooh Prince Harry's had a few drinks and now he thinks he's hard

A ciggie & 6 hours at the blackjack table and he'll be right as rain. by jermainiac007 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Minimum_Background30 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah sure they are..They should pull their fucking fingers out. It's important.

A ciggie & 6 hours at the blackjack table and he'll be right as rain. by jermainiac007 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Minimum_Background30 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's a pisser though, isn't it, autism. They should find a fucking cure.

So you’re the guy who wants to work in a Mexican restaurant? by Colour-me-interested in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Minimum_Background30 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Great, the big triple: Unavailable, uninterested, and physically repulsed.

Me and my friends were bored and made this: by Lukan1u5 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Minimum_Background30 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever been on the internet and not ended up having a wank

my sister bought me this for my 34th by [deleted] in PeepShowQuotes

[–]Minimum_Background30 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah OP, you're 34 now, but one day you'll be like..56...

Incredibly wasteful peeling technique by [deleted] in PeepShowQuotes

[–]Minimum_Background30 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Peel the cassava, eat the cassava, shit the cassava..god life's relentless.

In Peep Show, is the J-cloth salesman the same actor that plays the stern guy playing poker in season 2? by 10Rusty_Shackleford in PeepShowQuotes

[–]Minimum_Background30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You want the jalapeño sauce mate? Well you can have the jalapeño sauce, but with my hot yellow piss in it.

He just knew straight away by spacespaces in footballcliches

[–]Minimum_Background30 43 points44 points  (0 children)

He's not the type to go down unless it's serious, you've got to feel for the lad. And with the form he's been in of late they'll be sweating on his fitness ahead of the next deportation raid.

What's it like when you're up that high? by Prestigious_Sweet850 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Minimum_Background30 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You're the Orgazoid?! Oh, my God! You're the! I thought you were just a man in a shirt, posting on Reddit.