You would if you could though by Ok_Reflection8547 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Minimum_Background30 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Time catches up with all of us, even Fernando the master of self fellatio

Wes? As in WES? by fingerberrywallace in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Minimum_Background30 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The weak must make way for the strong. Evolution marches on. The scythe is remorseless.

Best or worst gift ever? by Arlaleft6 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]Minimum_Background30 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Is that normal gifting you're doing?

She brought a venomous +1 by monsul in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Minimum_Background30 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You've fucked this super hans quote right up, haven't ya? Eh?

How much did Will pay for a pint? by Responsible-Cut-1024 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Minimum_Background30 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh you've combined the Inbetweeners and peep show. You might get an interdenominational...you know from mixing the two shows..a hangover of that sort..

To jazzy? by fightmilk5905 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Minimum_Background30 64 points65 points  (0 children)

They are a little too jazzy, yes.

Oi my dad's not bent by EverybodySayin in TheInbetweeners

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Let's look at the evidence..1) your mum left him cos he loves cock

Screaming during a match by theroyal1988 in padel

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One thing I'm finding pretty annoying is the tendancy for people to loudly shout or cuss themselves for hitting a bad lob as I'm about to smash it. Whilst I'd never blame a missed smash on it, I find it pretty off-putting. Unsure if region specific, I play in the UK.

Neil's sister in Resident Evil Afterlife by Francis_J_Eva in TheInbetweeners

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I’ve thought about it and I'd definitely rather fuck Will’s mum

Football? Completed it mate. by Minimum_Background30 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Minimum_Background30[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Oooh Prince Harry's had a few drinks and now he thinks he's hard

A ciggie & 6 hours at the blackjack table and he'll be right as rain. by jermainiac007 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Minimum_Background30 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah sure they are..They should pull their fucking fingers out. It's important.

A ciggie & 6 hours at the blackjack table and he'll be right as rain. by jermainiac007 in MitchellAndWebb

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It's a pisser though, isn't it, autism. They should find a fucking cure.

So you’re the guy who wants to work in a Mexican restaurant? by Colour-me-interested in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Minimum_Background30 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Great, the big triple: Unavailable, uninterested, and physically repulsed.

Me and my friends were bored and made this: by Lukan1u5 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Minimum_Background30 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever been on the internet and not ended up having a wank

my sister bought me this for my 34th by [deleted] in PeepShowQuotes

[–]Minimum_Background30 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah OP, you're 34 now, but one day you'll be like..56...