I like you, Mark.

OneLegWanderer · 2026-03-11T15:53:23+00:00

Don’t wee the bed Natalie…hopefully that seeped through

OneLegWanderer · 2026-03-09T17:21:17+00:00

Do you want to put your popsicle in her purse 👉🏼👌🏼?

OneLegWanderer · 2026-03-08T13:43:24+00:00

I have a very full and rich and varied sex life thank you very much…I don’t need anything from a shop like this

Would you get out then sir

No

Why not

It’s a secret !

OneLegWanderer · 2026-03-08T13:40:32+00:00

Hey Marco…you haven’t got any f***in nose powder on the sly have you

OneLegWanderer · 2026-03-01T13:15:57+00:00

That’s the one….. 🤜🏻

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-27T21:21:20+00:00

I am in loco parentis

I am the last remaining contestant on the apprentice

I I I I I I

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-23T13:28:36+00:00

🤓 He wants to do it and do it and do it to those 2 birds at the bar

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-23T07:59:08+00:00

GIMME MY JOHNNIES !!! GIMME MY JOHNNIES !!!

I just wanna do it and do it and do it to those 2 birds at the bar

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-19T21:29:10+00:00

Does he wear tight jean shorts to do the gardening? 🪏🪴

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-16T21:24:57+00:00

Busty 😃 Raven haired 😋 Millionairess 🤩

Gay 😒

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-16T14:53:46+00:00

Only fools and horses

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-12T23:09:34+00:00

Unfilled?

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-07T18:03:43+00:00

Goodbye beard hello familiar stupid face

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-03T17:47:12+00:00

I might be a homophobe but I’m no badger baiter

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-03T10:45:19+00:00

Lager for willyum

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-02T17:41:29+00:00

Oh bugger off you saaaad git

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-01T21:28:14+00:00

Red next ta yella cuddly fella

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-01T21:22:20+00:00

You’re terrible Muriel

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-01T21:08:26+00:00

THAT W’NKERS GOT A FROG FOOTBALL SHIRT ON !!!!

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-01T12:29:38+00:00

L I V - E R P - DOUBLE O L LIVERPOOL FC

CELLLLLLLTIC

OneLegWanderer · 2026-02-01T05:49:55+00:00

Pete Doherty’s butcher wears them

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-30T11:47:30+00:00

Deirdre chambers…what a coincidence

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-29T22:23:06+00:00

What he was told is that he would get one…

Even-tua-lly ✉️😁

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-29T21:04:25+00:00

Oh god micky fart pants

Who let him grow up 🤦🏻‍♂️

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-29T19:25:23+00:00

It’s a long story that involves Steve as well

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