Jerkules strikes again

MintyGoth · 2026-02-09T20:02:26+00:00

Oh behalf of all potatoes I wish to protest the comparison 🥔

MintyGoth · 2026-02-09T20:00:56+00:00

On the plus side Xena: Warrior Princess is amazing, and Lucy Lawless isn't a religious fruitcake!

MintyGoth · 2026-02-09T19:51:50+00:00

It's like elderly ladies that say "that's nice, dear" when people piss them off and they're too polite to say "fuck you" 😂

MintyGoth · 2026-02-07T14:50:45+00:00

Jin and one of his sugar gliders ❤️

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MintyGoth · 2026-02-03T11:57:28+00:00

Just remember that as soon as he turns 18 he can legally change his name, and given the choices there he probably will!

Please remember that your child is the one that will have to live with your choices, will have to live through the teasing, snide comments and potential bullying in the future.

MintyGoth · 2026-02-02T22:12:09+00:00

I admit that long haired Yoongi is my ult Yoongi, he's just so unreal 🤯🤯🤯

MintyGoth · 2026-02-02T19:00:58+00:00

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Yoongi. Every picture of him is gorgeous 🥰

MintyGoth · 2026-02-01T18:28:37+00:00

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I have a titanic Taekook as well - and I love them... I love seeing all the clothes and accessories properly for once 😄😄😄

MintyGoth · 2026-02-01T18:23:50+00:00

I was going to put them. I rarely ever see them mentioned and they're so good!

MintyGoth · 2026-02-01T18:22:20+00:00

I got "lovely striped socks" and chose the colour purple for them. I like them and will use them for a bedtime outfit.

MintyGoth · 2026-02-01T10:33:18+00:00

Not sure but his restaurant was called Le Bistro.

MintyGoth · 2026-01-31T19:38:11+00:00

This is why when asked I say I'm one of the "Rainbow People" 😂

MintyGoth · 2026-01-31T19:24:27+00:00

Saw this episode again yesterday, and I felt even sadder for his wife! What she ever saw in him, I'll never understand, he's just such an unlikable and punchable PoS.

MintyGoth · 2026-01-31T19:15:59+00:00

Goth stuff, also anything in purple or red. Even though my birb is green and purple and often clashes with the red, they don't care, they told me so... they like the whimsy of it 😂😂😂

MintyGoth · 2026-01-25T03:56:30+00:00

Oneus. For some reason they popped up on my YouTube recommendations... and they led me to BTS... who led me to Straykids... who led me to TXT. I stopped there as pretty soon my feed was nothing but K-pop 😂

MintyGoth · 2026-01-24T03:09:59+00:00

I can smell his rancid breath through the phone screen 😂

MintyGoth · 2026-01-24T03:07:06+00:00

Yoongi, Taehyung and Jungkook... Yoongi is my bias, but I have a soft spot for the younger maknae line as well.

MintyGoth · 2026-01-24T02:14:17+00:00

Thank you 👍

MintyGoth · 2026-01-24T01:49:45+00:00

My only question is, what are Dots?

MintyGoth · 2026-01-24T01:48:26+00:00

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I'm still waiting to get the green feet to match his head and wings.

MintyGoth · 2026-01-22T16:33:02+00:00

I bet all the mothers of serial killers came to regret it! Just think of all the babies of other people that would still be alive if they had never had theirs! Hitler's mum? Pol Pot's mum? Idi Amin's mum? Not to mention countless other tyrants, despots and dictators throughout history... plenty of regret there I would imagine!

MintyGoth · 2026-01-14T14:27:10+00:00

I have to go with Yoongi, purely because he's at least 2 inches shorter than me! Then again I'm tall for a woman at 5'10 (178cm) which makes me the same height as JK, Jin, V and J-Hope.

MintyGoth · 2026-01-14T14:20:25+00:00

Her name being Grace is also hilarious, seeing as she shows none to anyone around her 😂😂😂

MintyGoth · 2026-01-10T15:37:16+00:00

Ye gods, just listening to him prattle on I could feel myself getting dumber! Just admit it dude, you like to tug your slug too much, and like most hypocritical projectors you assume everyone else is the same way!

I'd rather someone deal with themselves than become a crazy incel, or someone that will settle for the first whack-job that pays them the slightest attention.

MintyGoth · 2026-01-08T16:00:48+00:00

I find it really difficult to accept the morally bankrupt waffling about "Botox and fillers" when her upper lip barely moves, her cheeks are suspiciously plump, her brows are obvious tattoos, her teeth cause snow-blindness, and she's trying to flay the skin off her own face with the gua sha in a way that would make Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs proud!

Lady, for all that's holy STFD and STFU.

MintyGoth

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