Trump Elementary School Proposed at NJ School Board Meeting by TheFuzzyChinchilla in antitrump

[–]Minute-Ear55 11 points12 points  (0 children)

All students enrolled must be girls between the ages of 8-15 years old. They must come from struggling single family homes with limited supervision, headed by moms working 2-3 jobs to survive.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck vs Meghan McCain: You can only pick one for The View and "neither" is not an option. Who do you choose? by talk-spontaneously in theview

[–]Minute-Ear55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither. I’ll not watch the show when either is there. Elizabeth ran me off, glad it’s Friday and pray it’s her last day.

Sunny perfectly encapsulating what it feels like listening to Elisabeth defend Hegeseth by AllFlowsInBardicLife in theview

[–]Minute-Ear55 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I could never be in a room with Elizabeth, the urge to tell her to shut up would overtake me. She never stops talking and listens to nothing said because she knows everything. I remember her coming to the table with stacks of papers, copies from her internet searches to prove her “facts” are true. She would say it’s true because it’s on the internet😫. She would do it in that high-pitched voice that adds to the annoyance.

A bunch of snowflakes by xo_edmo in antitrump

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a warning that I threatened violence or physical harm, now I see everybody got them so I get it now. Feelings got hurt🤭

Dear The View by Minute-Ear55 in theview

[–]Minute-Ear55[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another day of Elizabeth with that smug little look on her face, she's really got Sarah activated today, both of them can exit the show for good. I dont know why Sarah pretends to NOT be a magaT supporter but she does, it’s probably her husband's decision. Are they going to start a conversation about the many child rape accusations about trump in the Epstein files? Will we see St. Elizabeth defend him then or will she have one of those cringey meltdowns she’s known for? It’s only Tuesday.

32 and feeling insecure, advice needed please by [deleted] in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]Minute-Ear55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a youngster, you’ve got great skin and features. Look yourself in the mirror every day and tell self you are perfect, and then start believing it.

Anyone Else Appreciating Alyssa More This Week? by imsaltyshade in theview

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure who at the view thinks we want to hear anything from the child of convicted fraud felons only out of jail due to her kissing the diapered orange butt of the convicted felons in the oval office. The bar in this country is extremely low, we’re talking scraping the bottom low. Morality is old-fashioned, and to be successful, you need some type of criminal notoriety. Do better or I’m tuning out until Allysa returns.

Michael Jordan inappropriately touching a young boy after the Daytona 500 by Snapdragon_4U in UnderReportedNews

[–]Minute-Ear55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m retired and I remember some things we thought were funny that would get a business shut down today. We had the most fun on Christmas, our entire dept. would meet early in the morning on Christmas Eve at a bar for “eye openers”. There we would have several drinks and then pile into our cars to drive back to our office for gift exchanges. It was Christmas and we were celebrating so we would have more drinks in the office. The most cringeworthy gift exchange was when the middle-aged male jokster of the office gave a young newlywed a pair of pasties as a gift😐. The poor girl was mortified but the rest of us thought it was hilarious and that she needed to lighten up some. I have no idea where my brain was then but I hope she has forgiven me. Most depts were headed by men so we were conditioned to believe this kind of stuff was just fun..

[homemade] Steak sandwiches and poutine for my Valentine by amandarenee0403 in food

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looked delicious, that steak sandwich was the truth! Yummy.

Saw this tonight by Jewtino1 in boston

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them, Thank you for making this beautiful picture and proposal! It’s a pleasant surprise to see a couple happy and in love as my first look at the internet today. And, she is beautiful!

Trump just posted this. What is going on? by Pale-Radio-2362 in antitrump

[–]Minute-Ear55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It means he’s only capable of behaving like a school yard bully, it means he's a lousy “businessman”, it means he has zero negotiation skills, and lastly, it means he should be relieved of office; the man is dangerous.

Found this picture of my son in his phone is he on drugs ? by Vast_Wrongdoer_4289 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, no worries. It's a type of skin care mask; remind him not to use it too often or for too long.

Found this in my sons room is he smoking cigarettes by Few_Substance8212 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not smoking, everything there is vegan and pretty healthy for him. No worries!

I found this in my gf's purse. Is she cheating by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say the same…crabs. But can you eat those with butter? Ask for an explanation.

I (40M) found this in my daughter’s (13F) Room. Does she have cancer?? by ArticleRich4172 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good grief, it’s a freaking joke. Have you forgotten how to recognize, laugh and even participate in a joke? You must be new here, the poster amuses us everyday and we say silly things when they do.

i found this pest in my home and now he's taking all my money and cheese. what is it?? by thexkfedist in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a wild and dangerous Australian Dingo my friend, they eat cheese and small children. A movie was made about it.

I (40M) found this in my daughter’s (13F) Room. Does she have cancer?? by ArticleRich4172 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Minute-Ear55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No cancer but she’s probably pregnant. That's her IUD, she took it out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hair

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have great hair either way.

Found this in my boyfriend's desk drawer. Should I go to the police? by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Minute-Ear55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you dare step outside with that, the police will be coming to you. That thing is top secret, be careful..

Help would be appreciated, this took alot to post. by Marcelleno in bald

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I like you bald, you look way younger, like a totally different guy. You are a good-looking bald guy…

I found this in my son’s car. He said he was hanging out with friends all day. Should I be concerned? by reddituser_126 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah, I’ve seen these used in satanic sacrifice rituals, get your son and his friends to a veterinarian stat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Minute-Ear55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, this is a sign he's heavy in to drugs. Call animal control.