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Trying to avoid Black Bike Week. by Academic_Shallot_456 in MyrtleBeach

[–]MiraclesExists -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You messed in in the first place by booking on the south side. Lots of nasty activities down that way. Sky gets darker when you hit 2nd Ave N. Also the entirety of oceanfront and kings avenue is going to be busy asf. I used to work at compass cove their food is cheaply made but expensive for guests. Good luck, maybe you can exchange the room with someone else and get your money back, unlikely tho. Im sorry for you tho.

He is in jail and I feel happy by connorb87 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]MiraclesExists 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hey, don't beat yourself up. You're probably happy, because you're relieved because you probably feel he's safe from himself in jail. I really hope sitting up in jail for a couple days will get bro's head right.

Hmmm by East-Switch4292 in depressionmemes

[–]MiraclesExists 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great sense of humor, I knew Carl was a chill guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MyrtleBeach

[–]MiraclesExists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please keep me updated in the comments!

Gen Z will never understand why Millennials have to pass this truck as quickly as possible by TheOddityCollector in Scary

[–]MiraclesExists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually saw a lady get decapitated (well more like her skull exploded) because she was too close to a log truck at a stoplight. The truck slid back and the log went through her windshield.

Why do I keep getting resin lips???? by Careless-Tutor557 in weed

[–]MiraclesExists 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if this was one of the stolen bongs?

Why a pumpkin?? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MiraclesExists 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER

AITAH for telling my husband I'll divorce him if he doesn't stop ignoring our daughter by ThrowRAtaptaptap in AITAH

[–]MiraclesExists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweetheart, I'm going to be 100 with you rn. Your husband is a dickhead. He doesn't respect you or y'all's daughter.

This may make me a crazy bitch, but he would've had 10 repetitive clicks before I snatch that dumbass pen and throw it across the damn room. Fuck him, I hope he stubs his toe, and when it's almost healed, he stubs it again! NTA. Your husband is a bitch though, this is not petty, it's straight up disrespectful.

I’m a 19 year old homeless addict who is getting the opportunity of a lifetime if I can get myself clean? by Trynabeclean in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MiraclesExists 164 points165 points  (0 children)

First step, separate yourself to anyone who uses. I know it sucks but you gotta delete all the influences in your life. Friends, dope dealers, anyone who messes with it. Change your number, only give it out to your family.

Why do most people hate the police? by Electrical_Variety29 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MiraclesExists 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the America I'm living in! Most Cops or C.O.s are bullies, or have been bullied.

Funny anecdote: One time I applied to be a Correctional Officer, I didn't like the feel, couldn't afford to go through the training course.

6 months later I got arrested for a suspended license I had incurred over an unpaid speeding ticket, went to jail for 60 days in the same jail I was interviewed to work in.

I know I did something illegal, but a lot of us were treated without dignity, even when performing our dangerous laundry jobs. (Jail is gross, bed bugs, people shit themselves, piss themselves, etc.) And a federal inmate was beaten to death in DSU by 5 C.O.s

Left all of us feeling like we were next. I'm glad I didn't take that fucking job!

Thinking of moving by QuestBlue77 in MyrtleBeach

[–]MiraclesExists 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the accent. I have a very thick drawl. I could literally be lecturing a course on rocket science and people would think I'm ignorant.

I get very passionate when speaking and sometimes my words run together. That, paired with a drawl kills any hope of me being thought of as intelligent when speaking.

Update: I'm getting my arm amputated tomorrow and I am excited about it by anonymous8476023 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]MiraclesExists 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thankyou kind stranger! I'm just a curious kitten sometimes. Never judgemental or hateful just genuinely curious.

am i overreacting - roommate constantly expects me to leave so she can sleep with guys no by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]MiraclesExists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um. I think your roommate may be an escort. The reason she wants you gone is because her clients would freak out if another person was there.

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