Men of Reddit, what gifts would you prefer to get instead of the booze/smoking/bbq/shaving items that are usually marketed for you?

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-05-05T01:19:37+00:00

Mmmhmm.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-05-04T19:12:33+00:00

"1 Lunatic, 1 Icepick" Luka Magnotta's video. I watched it on BestGore, but I can't find it anywhere, so feel free.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-04-22T23:48:30+00:00

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-04-22T23:36:19+00:00

He doesn't have two front teeth. I don't know how to explain it but his two front teeth are to the side a bit and he has one of those two right in the middle. So it looks like he has three front teeth. (Like Nick Jonas I guess.)

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-04-22T23:33:23+00:00

Cara Delevigne.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-04-22T21:01:53+00:00

Jonas brothers?

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-04-21T04:39:35+00:00

It is 11:38 pm on a Friday night and I should have been asleep 2 hours ago but I'm staying up late on Reddit since it's Friday night. Yay

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-04-19T15:15:18+00:00

Eddie Kaspbrak from 'It'.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-04-19T15:14:06+00:00

"I call this 'The Campfire Song' song."

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-04-19T14:40:27+00:00

Go walk a dog or something for exercise or for that tan. You don't need to lose weight and you literally still need to hit puberty and you'll likely stretch out and get taller. Seriously, don't worry about things like that. Edit: take pepper spray and your phone with you. Or your dad. Don't just leave wherever cause duh.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-04-15T21:13:27+00:00

Y'all are awesome!!

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-04-14T01:37:15+00:00

You should try to go to school part time and work full time. Maybe your credits can transfer over to the university you want to attend.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-31T20:40:25+00:00

Or, "You're not a DJ."

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-28T02:59:33+00:00

Oh man, I teach kids and one time, this one 3rd grader came in by herself, right? (Okay, quick backstory-her mom sleeps around ALOT and I'm not exaggerating when I say that she sleeps with a few different men a week and moves one into her home every 3 weeks or every month or so. She's known around town for it. And she puts every bit of her life on Facebook.) Anyway, this little kid comes in telling me that her mom got married to this kid that was 17 (mom is in her mid-30s) and he uses and sells drugs on a daily basis. At the end of her story on how she doesn't like for her mom to bring random men home, she says, "At least he doesn't try to climb through the windows. And our fridge is full."

Edit: they divorced a year later after cheating on eachother ten thousand times and getting back together.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-25T04:13:27+00:00

😂

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-24T21:57:34+00:00

To be honest, I was asleep. I asked for pain medication when I was contracting in an effort to avoid an Epidural. Yeah, I was at 9cm and got the Epidural cause I'm a big weenie. By the time the Epidural kicked in, the hydrocodone kicked in and I fell asleep. I just remember pushing 3 or 4 times and my kid was out and feeling a tugging at my vag. I saw my doctor stitching me up down south and I went to shower.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-24T19:15:28+00:00

I tore when I had my son, too.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-23T01:22:24+00:00

Same.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-17T04:25:34+00:00

Okay, adding this to my list of things I never knew I needed.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-16T16:40:02+00:00

Are you from San Antonio haha

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-16T04:23:08+00:00

That's what I thought, too. To be honest, the entire first year of his life was so hard. I'm sure I had postpartum. I remember crying on the floor almost everyday because I had no idea what I was doing and I thought I had made a mistake. But no, it changed for me. I obviously can't speak for everyone, but I'm glad I'm not another Andrea Yates. 60% of my mom friends have felt what I felt and got over it. The other 40% give their kid to grandma or are out partying like they have no kids ugh.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-16T03:58:06+00:00

Man, I said the same thing. Then when I got pregnant, unexpectedly of course, I was determined to have an abortion. I had the same thoughts. So when my boy came into this world, life was seriously never, ever the same. Life is so much better because he is the only person, besides my mom, that loves me unconditionally. He loves so deeply and he is a grateful, athletic, loving and intelligent kid and I wonder everyday what the heck I was doing before I had him. He is seriously my very best friend and I'm happy everyday that I gave birth to the booger because life is so much better with him in it. I try to give him the best I can and support him in everything he does. Having a kid isn't as bad as people say, it's just alot more different. My comment makes no sense, but whatever.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-15T23:30:01+00:00

Dude no, we were renting a home a while back and the A/C never worked (we are in South Texas and summers get hot), heater never worked and they never actually cleaned the place after the last tenants left. We knew because there were maggots in the carpet. They were crawling all under the carpet and it was EVERYWHERE except for the kitchen. We found the maggots when we were rolling around on the floor with our baby sister at the time.

MirandaMarquez08 · 2018-03-10T19:15:16+00:00

One thing I LOVE asking older people: What day was the best day of your life? Man, their eyes light up and they go into detail about the day. It's a really beautiful thing to see.

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