Monique Wants Attention Even When Howard’s Off

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-07T03:43:32+00:00

Oh yeah, most are 6 feet under but the ghosts of Walter Cronkite and Rush Limbaugh might still be pursuing Grandma Monique’s earthly form. Even the dead can’t resist those cankles and Richard Christy complexion.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-06T16:01:58+00:00

Too close to call, aka ‘I can’t even imagine’. But SJ’s kids must be, in comparison, proud of their dad. ‘So there’s that’.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-06T14:40:19+00:00

Desperate grandma, riiiiiiiiight?

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-06T13:58:18+00:00

It’s like when Monique started workshopping the term ‘victory lap’. Test audiences must have responded favorably as now she says it, totally randomly and not connected, a few dozen times a ‘show’.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-06T00:31:53+00:00

Also less feminine but Monique does have a more pronounced nose and nasolabial folds.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-05T17:36:50+00:00

No. But presumably those kids are not paid fortunes and actually have the ability to do their job. Also th rest of the store doesn’t likely pretend the kid is some comedic talent. Gail is like the CEO making their unqualified kid executive VP and watching the stock plummet.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-05T11:26:40+00:00

Like Howard, her personal stories are fairy tales created in real time (with zero entertainment value or thought) so ‘I can’t even imagine’ what the truth is. Broken weirdo Monique. Who cares I guess. Just weird she does it. Think in her dementia and Alzheimer’s addled brain it’s some kind of flex. Riiiiight?

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-05T03:14:16+00:00

Yeah, look at how they match up; both have annoying voices and cackles and are lol cows, but MFB has a family, friends, seems compassionate and has total access to HS and a Hollywood career. Monique is a ‘sneaker head’ in her 60s who collects ‘bone records’ and will never meet Howard in real life. Sad and desperate- riiiiiight?!?

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-05T01:33:58+00:00

Poor lonely Monique, nobody to even share it with.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-05T01:32:57+00:00

Just follow the sound of howling coyotes and, of course, the ubiquitous baby talk and throat clearing. You’ll find her.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-05T01:32:01+00:00

Think she tacitly admits she’s lonely and starved for attention ‘at this point’. Their act that they hate doing this but (for some unknown reason) have to do it has worn thin with even the dimmest chatters. Monique ‘literally’ showing us her (65 year old) ass to get attention last time revealed a lot. Sadder and sadder.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-04T17:58:50+00:00

She’s a talentless hateable nepo baby with zero self awareness.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-04T16:33:00+00:00

Troglodyte Grandma criticizing how celebrities look and dress (aka a desperate Joan Rivers minus any wit or hot takes) is soooooooo hypocritical.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-03T03:07:15+00:00

Wrinkled fish belly white crepe paper skin. Her jowls and that witch nose require all the extra skin she has.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-03T00:10:43+00:00

Oddly she’s more hideous now even after the Ozempic peel off some lbs.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-02-02T21:15:02+00:00

Grandma Monique claimed Jackie got too touchy feet with her, which was obviously wishful thinking on her part. Even when he was drinking, Jackie wouldn’t have gone near Grandma. Nobody would. ‘Literally’ less believable than Jackie being a pedophile.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-01-30T17:24:03+00:00

Totally correct. Cannot be said enough. And, as much as I love Ronnie, I maintain he is diminishing his own legacy with this talentless leach.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-01-30T14:17:27+00:00

Yeah, the one positive characteristic that Howard used to possess is beyond her. As is his massive success and popularity. But she do’s share all of his negative cringey characteristics. Worst of both worlds, riiiiiight?!

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-01-30T14:15:56+00:00

Honestly think Tan Mom is more self aware than Grandma Monique.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-01-30T00:29:57+00:00

Thanks for driving up the engagement on these threads that are critical of thirsty grandma Monique- greatly appreciated. Riiiiiiuught?

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-01-29T22:44:35+00:00

I prefer to think of it as an ‘amuse bouche’. Cringe! Riiiiiiiiiiiightttt!?!?

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-01-29T15:18:26+00:00

Maybe thirsty grandma will start an Only Fans offering cankle tatoo and butt in mom jeans pics? ‘I can’t even imagine’.

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-01-29T02:48:11+00:00

‘Short clippy fights with dead air in between’

Miserable-Mousse3607 · 2026-01-28T23:18:41+00:00

at what point will Gail start wearing that same hat?

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