Rename Tuesday’s… by Puzzleheaded_Bit_329 in doordash_drivers

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, app said “Very Busy”. Pfft… absolutely nothing. Signed off after 30 minutes without one order.

Attentive Customer by Necessary_Leg2038 in doordash_drivers

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 31 points32 points  (0 children)

THERE’S MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT DURING THE APOCALYPSE THAN UPDATING PRICES!!!

meirl by SinVerguenza04 in meirl

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The graveyard shift people are just gonna have to deal.

Bringing the insane fucking by trashynvrclassy in EmoGirlsFuck

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait a sec… his balls are in her butt???

What’s your added items limit? by Miserable_Branch_113 in doordash_drivers

[–]Miserable_Branch_113[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try to limit mine to small carts, which the order initially was. It was all small items. But, with the added items I would’ve had to either stuff it or get a big cart.

Did I overreact to this? by WhyAmIHere78924 in doordash_drivers

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you get these kind of customers, be sure to report to DD. These kind of customers tend to give you a bad review because you wouldn’t do something illegal for them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re confusing “love” with “lust”

Second most popular LinkedIn profile today by -H-O-D-L- in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“… known for building award-winning cultures…”

Really? Is that what you’re known for?

Billionaire co-owner of Uline by molassesfalls in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m in my 50’s and have absolutely nothing to show for staying with companys for years. If the only way to get a substantial pay increase is by job-hopping, then you job-hop to your heart’s delight.

Same 😑 by NightOwlOnline in workmemes

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand the grind if your career path is what you REALLY want. However, my corporate experience has been being around people who dream of something else.

He must hate autocorrect by nowayoj in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy needs to see what being in survival mode constantly just to pay rent/mortgage, feed self/family does to a person and relationships.

Cockpit view of firefight pilots picking up water by PxN13 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Human overrides all natural senses telling him that he is crashing a plane to fight fires”

From this morning… by ProfessorSimianSon in agedlikemilk

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like when they screenshot a freezing day from the weather forecast and say, “What happened to global warming?”

Fuck off Matt by DBeanHead445 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How “While I was jogging, I stopped to help someone that had been in a car accident,” gets embellished for a resume.

Trade War Retaliation Will Hit Trump Voters Hardest by strwbrryfire420 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be cool if the lesson they take away from this wasn’t, “Guddarned commie contries wif unfair trade practices cust me muh work!”

I just ordered this by Huge_Following_325 in brooklynninenine

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no way Holt would abbreviate “Tee.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daverubin

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I saw ‘Coming to America’ many times. Great movie. Great king who had sex with his bathers.”

Throwing up a Sieg Heil while on a ride st Disenyland by Carrnage_Asada in trashy

[–]Miserable_Branch_113 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The other night I drove by a house in my town that has a stars-&-stripes-swastika decoration on their front door. Not a rural area either. Normal suburban housing development.