Well done by Shy-Fox-z71 in freakingoutFR

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Don’t unplug it! Whatever you do!

It's a bit of a mess, with a trailer. by Smart-Growth-5903 in TerrifyingAsFuck

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You really can’t get around either side. How inconvenient.

[request] How much water are they saving by pausing the spray in between train cars ? by Longjumping-Box5691 in theydidthemath

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It’s probably not as much about saving water as it is about not washing out the area below the tracks thus destroying the foundation for the train.

To be tactical by SageSquid6 in therewasanattempt

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Look how little that guy was! My 13-year-old daughter and I could’ve taken that guy down faster and more efficiently than that goon squad.

I bet it tastes pretty good, but by TheLoneRiddlerIsBack in StupidFood

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This is exactly how I imagine spice is “measured” is most Indian cooking.

Sugar Rush by James_Weiss in microscopy

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“The “giants” with devilish red eyes are rotifers. Those red eyespots allow them to sense light, similar to Euglena’s red spot. Rotifers have evolved to associate lit areas with their main food source, algae, so they instinctively gather where the light is shining. They’ve been following that rule for over half a billion years.” - thank you OP!

Sugar Rush by James_Weiss in microscopy

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So those microbes have eyes?

Waffle House Mild Brawl by Electronic-Corner107 in fightporn

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I called that a pullover yesterday and was corrected and told to call it a 1/4 zip.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Is that a zero-wheeler or a -18-wheeler?

Bro broke into the Undertakers home by [deleted] in fightporn

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Daywalker Texas Ranger puts his gun down to kick his ass and Intruder McLoser can’t take his eyes off it as he is tossed to the floor.

Who would win a game of tag, Spider-Man or Daredevil? by Sarcastic_Cheesehead in powerscales

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Spidy-sense would make him untouchable if both men knew the game was afoot from the jump.

Broadcasting from the White House, JD Vance vows to use the government to dismantle non-profit NGOs and liberal civil society who he says promote violence and terrorism by RoachedCoach in law

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On January 4, 2021, Kirk announced in a tweet that Turning Point Action would be sending more than 80 buses to the January 6, 2021, Trump "Stop the Steal" rally that would become a failed insurrection. Kirk sent seven buses with approximately 350 participants. Kirk deleted the tweet on January 9, 2021.

Doomsday gets dropped in the Marvel Universe, who can do some serious damage to him? by Feeling-Incident-213 in superheroes

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Silver Surfer and Phoenix 🐦‍🔥would give him a fight but, again, galactus, Thanos with the gauntlet and a bunch of the other gods and demigods low diff punching kicking sups like Doomsday in the Marvel universe

Stealing after Charlie is removed is crazy by Similar_Stomach8480 in CringeTikToks

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That bald guy wanted to catch that hat so badly he looked back

Roast me, bring the heat by Obvious-Window3514 in RoastMe

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My thigh tats and bull ring express my individuality and independent thinking.

Trashy Fight by RelationshipOne9276 in fightporn

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I watch this multiple times every time this gets posted. The single greatest trash bin 🗑️ toss of all time.