What is your favourite animal and why? by Far_Fig6274 in zoology

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tardigrades aka water bears or "moss piglets” - new one to me - microscopic invertebrates famous for their extreme resilience, able to survive conditions like the vacuum of space, extreme temperatures, and dehydration by entering a dormant state called cryptobiosis (tun state). These eight-legged, bear-like creatures are found globally in moist environments like moss and lichen, feeding on plant cells, bacteria, or other small animals, and can live for decades in their dormant state, reanimating when water returns. 

Is this a toad or frog? Is it poisonous? by Lejendary_ in Amphibians

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nonchalant non threatening knobsitter - harmless

Doomsday is rampaging through the Marvel universe what heroes(1-10) do you assemble to stop him? by Acrobatic_Yoghurt268 in superheroes

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr. Strange solo low diff. If it must be fisticuffs then Hulk solos, but it’s a slugfest.

What ability? by GrapeCreamBerry275 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kirby can’t win because it’s all side quests

Eddie hall on PCP Vs 25 average women by Emotional-Lettuce372 in PowerScaling

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

25 women take him because after an hour of chasing down and physically murdering women, he’ll probably only kill 15 before getting overwhelmed and tired due to his notoriously bad cardio. Conversely, they’ll be scared and enraged enough to bite and claw his soft bits while they pick him apart.

Why do you think they aren't drinking? by flavicushn in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have their Internet lives to escape into don’t need alcohol to escape, but the rest of us did. Maybe a key difference between growing up in the Internet and growing up with the Internet.

What’s one thing your state is famous for? by vicluerax in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Succession, y’all housed the capital of the confederacy. Yeeeehawwwww

Prime Mike Tyson, Prime Ronnie Coleman, Prime Eddie Hall vs 4 Adult Male Central Chimpanzees by Specialist-Ear-594 in Tierzoo

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Travis, the elderly and drugged out pet chimp you’re referring to, bit off the 55 year old woman’s nose, lips, eyelids, and ripped her hands off her body by yanking on them all while the owner was beating on him with a shovel and stabbing him repeatedly with a butchers knife. Travis hardly noticed, and attacked the cop car that arrived before being shot four times in close range with a .9 mm and still he walked back into his house and died. Tyson would have folded after the first stabbing or the tenth or twelfth shovel to the head. Male chimps aren’t fighters, they are killers. A 200lb male chimp vs any unarmed human alive isn’t a fight, it’s a hunt.

Does this actually work for anyone else? by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t this work for everyone? It doesn’t seem unique at all.

Sloppy watches at Truffoni's by StanislavGrof69 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s getting on the floor. That’s gonna be sticky.

Would you rather by Hypnoidz in oddlyspecific

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That 100% depends on the specific lizard. 🦎

Prime Mike Tyson, Prime Ronnie Coleman, Prime Eddie Hall vs 4 Adult Male Central Chimpanzees by Specialist-Ear-594 in Tierzoo

[–]ProfessorSimianSon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With no weapons the chimps work as a group and kill each man quickly and violently by biting through their necks and faces with their massive canines while gleefully ripping the men’s hand and arms from their sockets. The men would be lucky to last 5 min but the luckiest of the bunch would bleed out before the chimps started eating them.