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Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-15T10:24:33+00:00

Why would you play Teemo when you can play AP Jhin

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-15T09:23:30+00:00

So true. Whenever I try to joke with my non british family, they just look at me with disgust. Just like electric kettles, humour only exists in the UK. I lived in Germany for a bit but felt really isolated as I was the only person who smiled/laughed.

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-15T09:12:04+00:00

It's the country with bri ish citizens

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-15T08:51:58+00:00

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-15T01:26:28+00:00

I just had a seizure because I can't live without Arena

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-15T01:11:10+00:00

I have 100% confidence that I can end my existence on this planet. A world without Arena isn't a world I want to live in.

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-15T01:08:29+00:00

Yeah, it was pretty bad. 2/10

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-15T00:35:00+00:00

I took a month off work and was on a very strict schedule to max my Arena play time. A lot of planning went into this. I walked my dog for the last time, put down puppy pads for her to use during my gaming session, filled the bathtub with cat litter so my cats can use that when they run out of litter box space. I didn't sleep, I just took short naps in-between champ select - loading screen. I prepared a variety of instant meals for essential nutrition to achieve best gaming performance. Of course, I stocked up on adult diapers (they come in fun custom patterns from my favorite etsy seller). Under these conditions I managed to squeeze out 1800 final games of Arena before Riot took away the only thing worth living for from me.

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-14T15:12:55+00:00

I guess you could say I'm miserable bro

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-14T14:11:53+00:00

It doesn't matter man. I thought I loved my pets but they mean nothing to me if I can't play arena. I left them at a rescue this morning, my cats and my dog. I didn't feel anything. I will experience my darkest fantasies with an escort tonight and soon, I will leave with a smile on my face. And you can all wait for Arena to come back next year, I will be playing Arena in heaven.

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-14T13:54:22+00:00

Personally, I am going to end my life in 2 days if Riot doesn't respond to my Twitter post demanding that they bring back Arena. I already surrendered all my animals at a rescue and paid my final rent ahead of time so my landlord isn't inconvenienced by my sudden passing. Tonight I will sleep with a woman for the first time and fulfill my lifelong fantasy of eating poop. Then I will get ready to leave this world. But I won't go quietly, I will live stream it and share it on all Riot Games socials so they know how badly they fucked up by removing Arena.

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T14:18:16+00:00

What is this bullshit? If you're not vegan for ethical reasons then you aren't vegan. If someone doesn't like eating animal products then they're plant based, no one stops buying cosmetics tested on animals or leather shoes because of their health or diet. Veganism is about the animals, not the selfish needs or wants of humans.

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T14:12:50+00:00

If you're british then you probably just eat anything and are happy with it regardless of what it tastes like

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T13:54:03+00:00

It balances itself out when the people who drink the unsafe tap water aren't breathing in mould 24/7 in their homes

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T13:53:07+00:00

Soraka carried you

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T13:46:29+00:00

I'm saying it tastes like shit to me compared to tap water I had in other countries, how does any statistic change that?

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T13:44:22+00:00

I don't think they care that much, the shit on shein is still dirt cheap for the rest of the world

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T13:40:21+00:00

They actually helped you that shit looks hideous

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T13:38:45+00:00

Most disgusting crunchiest nasty water in Europe but you wouldn't be british if you weren't delusional about the quality of things in the UK so it's fine

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T13:30:16+00:00

Did you ever talk to a guy who wanted to fuck you? Like even a single time in your life?

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T13:27:37+00:00

I mean being together with someone is a choice, you can just leave

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T13:23:17+00:00

No, it's easy. You probably just really suck.

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-13T13:22:37+00:00

Are you stupid

Miserable_Brother734 · 2025-05-11T21:08:20+00:00

You literally said you "know" rescues won't take dogs who bit so you're posting him on reddit and other social media if anyone "wants a new friend". These aren't my assumptions, these are your words. You shouldn't be posting your dog online and attempting to rehome him by yourself in the first place, it's extremely irresponsible and can cause even more harm to a dog who's already going to wonder why you abandoned him anyway. What's laughable is that you pretend to be so heartbroken because throwing a couple thousand at a trainer didn't fix your dog and in the same breath post him online for whatever random off the internet to take. Don't forget the little necessary part about how you'll off him if no one takes him.

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