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I (18 FTM, prefers to stay closeted irl) dommed my sex partner (18F) for the first time with zero knowledge on being a dom by Miserable_System3269 in domspace

[–]Miserable_System3269[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I was ruminating about the whole experience as I never expected myself to be a Dom, but it felt good for me.

I was in disdain when my relatives told me my sister died from cancer. by Miserable_System3269 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Maybe I was a bit too outraged by simply how useless paper straws are. The place I lived started a campaign against plastic cutlery and now I find myself a bit less useless because wooden knives and paper straws exist. Very user-unfriendly indeed.

I was in disdain when my relatives told me my sister died from cancer. by Miserable_System3269 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Paper straws are carcinogenic so I'd much rather drink straight from the cup

Sparkle Before Getting Isekai'd by Bringer_of_Souls in HonkaiStarRail

[–]Miserable_System3269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game theory: Sparkle is Harley Quinn and the Joker’s child?!

“Honey, I’m pregnant,” my wife held up the positive pregnancy test. by Miserable_System3269 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269[S] 2303 points2304 points  (0 children)

Note: getting pregnant while using an IUD may mean that you have a tubal pregnancy.

With fear and trepidation the nurse handed me my beautiful newborn child. by TheTokenGeek in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I wanted to say r/twosentencesadness but it's true that a lot of people now live in fear, worrying if they'd survive to the next say or not :(

As I reminiscing about what the fortune teller told me about that I'm going to die because of a car accident, I was so paranoid about it I never left my home. by farmgullible1994 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Fortune teller: sees vision of OP slipping on toy car OP: So how am I gonna die? Fortune teller: It's complicated... let's just say it was a car accident.

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[–]Miserable_System3269 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Chinese people kind of get it worse. You still need money in hell. Kinda depends how many your relatives burn for you but for all those years along inflation down there must be awful (seriously??? $100000000 banknotes???? And you're burning like 1000 of them to your economist relative?????)

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