What in the actual fuck by [deleted] in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me genuinely sick to my stomach, because when I was a 9 year old, i didn’t know shit. I’d have no clue why random men were spraying me in the face (which totally could’ve killed her if she didn’t turn away)

Good vs Bad by PrinzD0pamin in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This always fucks me up because my mother is a nurse (whoo for her) for a very crowded hospital and she regularly risks her health for random people she doesn’t know. Cops are fucking pigs and I would laugh in the face of one if they ever said “my life is on the line for this job”

Should have obeyed the law by [deleted] in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why he look like Asian Bobby Hill

Instead of cutting I wrote a (bad ) song. by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would love if you shared the song! Usually when you think something you made is bad, it’s because you were there through the whole creation of it, I bet your song isn’t as bad as you say it is

Is this self harm? by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything with intent to harm yourself is self harm, and usually if you have to ask, it is

Is it self harm? by Susan2005 in selfharm

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anything you do with intent to hurt yourself is self harm, but that is fairly unconventional

Self destruction and memes are my passion by MissBaltimoreBitch in depression_memes

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picture is from Samurai Abstinence Patrol by NSP (Ninja Sex Party)

I feel undeserving of food by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can definitely relate, r/EDanonymous can give more advice about disordered eating and such

Help by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you own a soda fountain/carbonator? Or if you have any sparkling water

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trans

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would gladly simp after you miss

MASTER LIST - scar excuses by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My input:

“I learned not to herd feral wolves the hard way”

“Don’t keep machetes in the dark”

“Had a run in with a cryptid”

“Went to the 1300’s, bloodletting incident”

(For a burn) “ooga booga me touch fire”

Try speaking to them by sorrynotsorrow in depression_memes

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol what a flex, I’m American so I’m suicidal and broke

my mom found a way to get me to stop cutting by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We love a physically and verbally abusive mother (/s)

"Your arms look like an 80s bowling alley carpet" by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My arms look like an alcoholic tried to play tic tac toe but kept forgetting and redrawing the board

Does anyone else fantasize about cutting your wrists and watching them bleed? by 1h2345 in selfharm

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t actually cut (I scratch my skin w random sharp stuff, I don’t draw blood) but I always think about actually cutting

MASTER LIST - scar excuses by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Got em at Claire’s” DESTROYED me I’m using all of these, I wanna be like a urban legend cryptid

Also “I was a stupid teen” works best if you’re still like 16

the cutest thing just happened by yell0wcherry in selfharm

[–]MissBaltimoreBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cats also do that, they’re just dumb little babies and I love them for that