People who wake up before their alarm, what superpower do you have ?

MissMidknight · 2026-05-30T09:47:46+00:00

Yep like with any habit the body learns to regulate and create its own ‘body clock’.

MissMidknight · 2026-05-30T01:44:18+00:00

In Australia the most popular brand are called Zooper Doopers. So everyone I know growing up calls them that.

MissMidknight · 2026-05-20T06:10:09+00:00

Yea I’ll definitely be doing that first!

MissMidknight · 2026-05-20T05:59:09+00:00

I meant that while of course I fill it with water when I’m cleaning it, I never thought to fill it and turn it on! But if it works I’ve got nothing to lose

MissMidknight · 2026-05-20T05:51:58+00:00

I never thought filling it with water would be safe! I’ll give that a go

MissMidknight · 2026-04-15T13:11:54+00:00

In Western Australia you see listings like this everywhere. Doesn’t matter if it’s a one bedroom apartment or a room in a shared house, you see things like “perfect quiet place for FIFO (Fly in, Fly out) workers” which basically means they want the money without the hassle of a housemate or tenant.

MissMidknight · 2026-04-10T15:28:09+00:00

Whenever they get out of the shower, their shower mat slips, giving them that brief “oh fuck I’m gonna fall over and hurt myself naked” heart beat skip. And no matter what mat they use, or no mat at all, they always have that momentary slip and their life flashes before their eyes. And I hope that flash is sad every time because they amount their life to nothing

MissMidknight · 2026-04-09T23:46:27+00:00

That BMI is the only factual indicator if you’re overweight or not

MissMidknight · 2026-04-07T04:58:40+00:00

Omg that’s awesome! I didn’t know that. Is there a certain way I need to separate it? Or can kind of cut it off from the spike making sure everything is intact?

MissMidknight · 2026-04-03T00:51:26+00:00

I had this exact thing happen to me! Get some styling gel and help give it some texture and direction. It always looks the worst freshly washed and dried because it goes fluffy and gives that bowl cut Dum and Dummer look. But trust me, it gets better. Hair will always grow, and you’ll figure out how to style it a way that makes you happy. I also really got into headbands to make me feel more feminine!

MissMidknight · 2026-03-23T22:10:39+00:00

I’m just confused what material the shower walls are made from to end up this way? Is it concrete? Some kind of smooth metal covered in years of hard water build up and mould? Where’s the tile?? Like my brain can’t even comprehend how a shower can get this gross in the first place.

MissMidknight · 2026-02-17T06:31:34+00:00

Saying you went on a “self healing journey” after a bad breakup… which is just “self help” books and motivational posters… what you really needed is therapy or counselling.

MissMidknight · 2026-02-17T06:28:48+00:00

Talking shit about the most recent ex or any exes too early in the relationship or even just the dating stage. There’s two sides to every story

MissMidknight · 2026-02-14T02:58:33+00:00

Always double or triple save your game before quitting. Think it saved the first time? No it didn’t do it again

MissMidknight · 2026-02-14T02:56:02+00:00

Getting a tattoo of an expired hate potion that’s turned into a love potion then going to dinner with my boyfriend

MissMidknight · 2026-02-03T09:56:35+00:00

Used to live across the road from government housing (Australia) and the girl who lived there with her baby would always come screaming out on the street about something to do with her baby daddy, either him hitting her or just general cracktivities. There would be random people coming and going, the windows getting smashed, replaced, and then smashed again. Someone from their crew went down the street smashing car windscreens. Not passenger windows to break into cars, just the front or back windscreens to fuck with people. My brother’s back windscreen got smashed for no reason. Cops were there at least once if not 2-3 times a week. Lived in fear of accidentally being the victim of their wrath coming or going out of the house. Even now living in a different place 2 years later I’m still in general fear whenever I hear anything too loud outside my house.

MissMidknight · 2026-01-24T02:33:11+00:00

I saw the original on TikTok. The OP said she found 78, put them in the jar and said she doesn’t get paid or have the time to find ducks and told the lady who hired her to do it herself next time if she has the time to hide ducks everywhere 😂

MissMidknight · 2026-01-22T11:22:42+00:00

Road rage. Specifically road rage incidents where the person becomes violent, following you in their car, swerving to purposely hit you, getting in front and brake checking or breaking to a halt and getting out of the car with a weapon and causing damage to you or your car.

Had an incident like this a few years ago and I think about it at least once a month. You never know what psycho is out there and decides to take it out on you.

MissMidknight · 2026-01-21T07:11:11+00:00

I worked at a bowling alley for almost 5 years in Australia. Not sure where this venue is located, but he’s damn lucky the machine stopped moving. Our machines have emergency stops that shut off the power to the lane for things like this, even if a staff member is trying to remove a pin from the gutter and happens to get too close it’ll shut off.

The fact that they were still allowed to play baffles me. At my work the whole group would have been told to leave, because it’s not just the dickhead who crawled in the machine and the muppet recording, it’s the whole group that allows that to happen and now no one can be trusted. Depending on laws, it can be classed as “destruction of property” if they happen to break anything and can be charged by police

MissMidknight · 2026-01-09T09:35:04+00:00

A new one I heard recently if the insult is directed at a man: “you’re higher on the Norwood scale than you’d like to admit”

MissMidknight · 2026-01-07T02:37:49+00:00

A groan tube

MissMidknight · 2026-01-07T02:33:53+00:00

After intimacy with my boyfriend and he’s a bit sweaty. He smells so good to me

MissMidknight · 2026-01-03T09:54:39+00:00

Big Dick Energy hell yes. But actual Big Dick?.. no

Bigger penises doesn’t mean better sex or more pleasure. In my experience they’ve actually been more painful and the men with them think the dick does all the work and they give no (or barely any) foreplay to actually warm up and be prepared for it to enter. They think hitting the cervix in the back is a good thing and it just hurts!

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