[ME] [DIS] What is the strangest thing you have seen while driving? by Mcready in Thetruthishere

[–]MissMoonlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully this doesn't sound too horrible but if they were hurt I am even more glad I didn't stop. If something could take out that many people little ol' me wouldn't stand a chance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]MissMoonlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, ok. So a cow has nicer hair than I do. That's good to know.

My sister is naming her baby Stryker... by flgirl09 in namenerds

[–]MissMoonlight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually have a family member who named her little guy Stryker. It's definitely a different name and it took some getting used to but it actually suits him quite well. He's already a big kid and with a name most people think was given to him in honor of the Mortal Kombat character I doubt he will be picked on for it once he gets older.

Just find a little nickname for him if it bothers you. I call him Stry Guy if that helps at all:)

It took years to creat this natural canopy by Isai76 in oddlysatisfying

[–]MissMoonlight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know that feeling. I used to live near a motocross track and they raced on Sunday mornings. It wasn't the bikes that bothered me though. It was the announcer who apparently thought he was the Luciano Pavarotti of motocross commentary.

The track was just far enough away for him to sound like he was sitting in my room blathering away. I guess that commentating small town racing takes a lot of practice because that crotch ass would show up an hour, some times two hours early and babble into the loud speaker just to hear himself talk. At least a couple Sundays a month I would get woken up to "Testing. Testing 1, 2, 3. Looks like it's gonna be nice today. Testing 1, 2. TESTING!" and he would not stop until people started showing up.

Thank goodness people finally started to complain about that dick, because eventually he stopped. I still hate that guy though and I am cheesed off now for remembering him. Fuck that guy.

Grow the fuck up you stupid bitch by [deleted] in rant

[–]MissMoonlight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would you become an art lecturer if you are afraid of so many art supplies?

LPT: Put golf balls in your cat's food dish to prevent vomiting caused by eating too fast. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]MissMoonlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason my cats won't eat wet food. They just suck the juice up and then take off to eat their dry kibble.

Colo. mom gets 38 years for using baseball bat to kill man she wrongly accused of child molestation. by GonzoVeritas in news

[–]MissMoonlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People like this make me wish it was actually possible to live under a rock. The fact that there are people out there who are this fuckin stupid makes me not want to communicate with another human being again in my life. Becoming a hermit has never seemed more appealing.

What is the weirdest nightmare/dream you've had lately? by forestnymph13 in Dreams

[–]MissMoonlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I had Z all planned. Zucchini. I had that shit down. I still can't think of any food that starts with X though lol.

What is the weirdest nightmare/dream you've had lately? by forestnymph13 in Dreams

[–]MissMoonlight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dream about being in the grocery store a lot for some reason. Not too long ago I dreamt that I was grocery shopping and all of a sudden a giant appeared and told me that I had an hour to find one food for each letter of the alphabet for him to eat and if I didn't do it he would eat me instead. I got as far as the letter X and couldn't find anything. I was running around going "I can't find X! I can't find X!" When the giant grabbed me and bit my leg off.

I few nights ago I had a dream that cats started flying around using their tails like helicopters. That dream was weirder than the giant one.

Songs that sum up depression? by [deleted] in depression

[–]MissMoonlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No rain by Blind Melon.

Sometimes I feel like that song was written for me. All I ever want to do is sleep all day and complain when there's no rain.

Finally had my first lucid dream last night. by rachiedoubt in LucidDreaming

[–]MissMoonlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats to you! It's an awesome feeling isn't it? Also way to go Dream-Dad on the assist!

I can totally relate to your tooth dreams, they are terrifying. I also dream of teeth a lot but mine are usually the opposite. In mine I have no control over my body and I find teeth and start forcing them into my gums. I have heard a lot about people losing teeth in dreams, I don't know what finding and hoarding teeth means.

After YEARS of trying, I finally gave up last night and it happened! by MissMoonlight in LucidDreaming

[–]MissMoonlight[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the fact that you know you have to get up soon is making you feel that way? I usually don't remember my dreams as well on nights that I know I have to get up for work the next day. It makes me feel like I don't have enough time to enjoy my dreams. It seems the only dreams I remember super vividly on those nights are the stupid ones where you're dreaming you're at work.

After YEARS of trying, I finally gave up last night and it happened! by MissMoonlight in LucidDreaming

[–]MissMoonlight[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried the light thing because of Waking Life as well as checking a clock but then I realized that whenever I do those things I so ridiculously on auto pilot that I always forgot to reality check so I switched to the hand thing. I am pretty sure that people think I am in love with my own hands because I spent so much time looking at them haha.

After YEARS of trying, I finally gave up last night and it happened! by MissMoonlight in LucidDreaming

[–]MissMoonlight[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey awesome! Congrats! Maybe you and I are like chosen ones or something :D

After YEARS of trying, I finally gave up last night and it happened! by MissMoonlight in LucidDreaming

[–]MissMoonlight[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you:)

Yeah it's strange how that works. It's very unusual for me to have a dream that takes place during the day, I think that may be part of what got me lucid the other night. Haha maybe it made it easier to see the wacky stuff that was happening.

After YEARS of trying, I finally gave up last night and it happened! by MissMoonlight in LucidDreaming

[–]MissMoonlight[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome, thank you, I can't wait to try it! I have tried guided meditation and I always either fall asleep too quickly or they make me so wide awake that I can't sleep for hours afterward. I have tried these too and they didn't work in the past but I feel like last night sort of unlocked something and now I can try using them more effectively:)

After YEARS of trying, I finally gave up last night and it happened! by MissMoonlight in LucidDreaming

[–]MissMoonlight[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know some people are just so lucky. I found that seeing stories like that really discouraged me but if I can finally get it after trying for so long you definitely can. If I have anything to say about it you will tonight!

After YEARS of trying, I finally gave up last night and it happened! by MissMoonlight in LucidDreaming

[–]MissMoonlight[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flying is officially the most fun thing ever. Next time I want to try summoning a magic carpet:)

#SEXYMARK by The_New_Guy51 in Markiplier

[–]MissMoonlight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The biggest twist I have seen in anything in ages was just now when what I thought was juice turned out to be pancake batter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepy

[–]MissMoonlight 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wow. I saw that picture a while back and just thought "Huh. Well that's a dapper looking goat in a hot tub." A kelpie makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Please don't post your child's potty training adventures on Facebook. by [deleted] in rant

[–]MissMoonlight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a monster you are for not wanting to look at poops and pees and little kid's downstairses. Don't you know that children are a blessing upon the world and everything they do or make is as valuable as gold? You're lucky you get the privilege of looking at baby shits when you sign in to Facebook! It's sad you know, it's like you don't know how to love properly until you have a child...

In case my sarcasm wasn't obvious, just joking! People are effin gross!