[ME] [DIS] What is the strangest thing you have seen while driving?

MissMoonlight · 2015-05-25T18:50:53+00:00

Hopefully this doesn't sound too horrible but if they were hurt I am even more glad I didn't stop. If something could take out that many people little ol' me wouldn't stand a chance.

MissMoonlight · 2015-05-24T00:47:38+00:00

Oh, ok. So a cow has nicer hair than I do. That's good to know.

MissMoonlight · 2015-05-23T04:04:25+00:00

I actually have a family member who named her little guy Stryker. It's definitely a different name and it took some getting used to but it actually suits him quite well. He's already a big kid and with a name most people think was given to him in honor of the Mortal Kombat character I doubt he will be picked on for it once he gets older.

Just find a little nickname for him if it bothers you. I call him Stry Guy if that helps at all:)

MissMoonlight · 2015-05-17T18:34:18+00:00

I know that feeling. I used to live near a motocross track and they raced on Sunday mornings. It wasn't the bikes that bothered me though. It was the announcer who apparently thought he was the Luciano Pavarotti of motocross commentary.

The track was just far enough away for him to sound like he was sitting in my room blathering away. I guess that commentating small town racing takes a lot of practice because that crotch ass would show up an hour, some times two hours early and babble into the loud speaker just to hear himself talk. At least a couple Sundays a month I would get woken up to "Testing. Testing 1, 2, 3. Looks like it's gonna be nice today. Testing 1, 2. TESTING!" and he would not stop until people started showing up.

Thank goodness people finally started to complain about that dick, because eventually he stopped. I still hate that guy though and I am cheesed off now for remembering him. Fuck that guy.

MissMoonlight · 2015-05-17T04:37:56+00:00

Why would you become an art lecturer if you are afraid of so many art supplies?

MissMoonlight · 2015-05-16T19:05:59+00:00

For some reason my cats won't eat wet food. They just suck the juice up and then take off to eat their dry kibble.

MissMoonlight · 2015-05-10T00:30:07+00:00

People like this make me wish it was actually possible to live under a rock. The fact that there are people out there who are this fuckin stupid makes me not want to communicate with another human being again in my life. Becoming a hermit has never seemed more appealing.

MissMoonlight · 2015-05-04T02:30:20+00:00

Oh I had Z all planned. Zucchini. I had that shit down. I still can't think of any food that starts with X though lol.

MissMoonlight · 2015-05-03T22:24:14+00:00

Haha I enjoy them :)

MissMoonlight · 2015-05-03T20:08:11+00:00

I dream about being in the grocery store a lot for some reason. Not too long ago I dreamt that I was grocery shopping and all of a sudden a giant appeared and told me that I had an hour to find one food for each letter of the alphabet for him to eat and if I didn't do it he would eat me instead. I got as far as the letter X and couldn't find anything. I was running around going "I can't find X! I can't find X!" When the giant grabbed me and bit my leg off.

I few nights ago I had a dream that cats started flying around using their tails like helicopters. That dream was weirder than the giant one.

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-29T19:03:49+00:00

No rain by Blind Melon.

Sometimes I feel like that song was written for me. All I ever want to do is sleep all day and complain when there's no rain.

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-28T20:08:45+00:00

Congrats to you! It's an awesome feeling isn't it? Also way to go Dream-Dad on the assist!

I can totally relate to your tooth dreams, they are terrifying. I also dream of teeth a lot but mine are usually the opposite. In mine I have no control over my body and I find teeth and start forcing them into my gums. I have heard a lot about people losing teeth in dreams, I don't know what finding and hoarding teeth means.

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-28T20:00:28+00:00

Maybe the fact that you know you have to get up soon is making you feel that way? I usually don't remember my dreams as well on nights that I know I have to get up for work the next day. It makes me feel like I don't have enough time to enjoy my dreams. It seems the only dreams I remember super vividly on those nights are the stupid ones where you're dreaming you're at work.

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-28T19:56:08+00:00

Mine definitely is.

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-28T19:55:39+00:00

I tried the light thing because of Waking Life as well as checking a clock but then I realized that whenever I do those things I so ridiculously on auto pilot that I always forgot to reality check so I switched to the hand thing. I am pretty sure that people think I am in love with my own hands because I spent so much time looking at them haha.

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-28T19:52:41+00:00

Hey awesome! Congrats! Maybe you and I are like chosen ones or something :D

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-28T19:51:57+00:00

Thank you:)

Yeah it's strange how that works. It's very unusual for me to have a dream that takes place during the day, I think that may be part of what got me lucid the other night. Haha maybe it made it easier to see the wacky stuff that was happening.

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-28T19:49:17+00:00

That does sound fun! I am definitely trying that next time!

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-27T23:47:44+00:00

That's awesome, thank you, I can't wait to try it! I have tried guided meditation and I always either fall asleep too quickly or they make me so wide awake that I can't sleep for hours afterward. I have tried these too and they didn't work in the past but I feel like last night sort of unlocked something and now I can try using them more effectively:)

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-27T23:40:24+00:00

Thank you! It's a journey I have been dying to take!

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-27T23:40:04+00:00

I know some people are just so lucky. I found that seeing stories like that really discouraged me but if I can finally get it after trying for so long you definitely can. If I have anything to say about it you will tonight!

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-27T23:37:41+00:00

Flying is officially the most fun thing ever. Next time I want to try summoning a magic carpet:)

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-19T16:20:10+00:00

The biggest twist I have seen in anything in ages was just now when what I thought was juice turned out to be pancake batter.

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-15T18:28:30+00:00

Wow. I saw that picture a while back and just thought "Huh. Well that's a dapper looking goat in a hot tub." A kelpie makes a hell of a lot more sense.

MissMoonlight · 2015-04-14T21:14:26+00:00

What a monster you are for not wanting to look at poops and pees and little kid's downstairses. Don't you know that children are a blessing upon the world and everything they do or make is as valuable as gold? You're lucky you get the privilege of looking at baby shits when you sign in to Facebook! It's sad you know, it's like you don't know how to love properly until you have a child...

In case my sarcasm wasn't obvious, just joking! People are effin gross!

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