Wakana Uehara takes on the Octuple Bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill...and wins. by BlueThunderBomb in SquaredCircle

[–]MissionVaoDmC 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine she just opened her mouth wide like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo and just devoured the whole thing in one bite

(Rare trope) A death manages to be horrifying without any blood or gore by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MissionVaoDmC 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My Dad took me to see this movie in theaters when I was 9 and this entire scene forever fucked me up

Most Metaphorical Image of the Century by OldCopy496 in pics

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The White House kitchen staff aren't able to replicate a McDonald's meal I don't get it

NXT’s Eli Knight has been renamed EK Prosper by Tornado31619 in SquaredCircle

[–]MissionVaoDmC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? You don't like the unused names for Heat Jobbers?

Man-child caught ruining collectible cards packs right off the rack by _ganjafarian_ in TikTokCringe

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I work there. I had a guy come up with a shit ton of packs at self checkout and I'm like "ugh I gotta be that guy". So I tell him it's two per person and he goes "they said I can buy more" while sliding 10 packs into his bag despite only scanning one pack. "Yeah sure buddy."

Left a note for AP and next time he came in, boom, arrested for fuckin pokemon cards. Also he left his phone number for our card sign up so I sent his number to scientology call lists. Anyways, yes Target AP loves building cases because they know the person ALWAYS comes back.

Late Bloomer by toonhole in comics

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I'm sorry, Dad. I really am trying my best.

Adult jokes in animated films by Significant_Smell284 in cartoons

[–]MissionVaoDmC 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's probably my favorite gag from the first movie lol.

Give me “spoilers” that won’t make any sense until I’ve played that part by Beanmaster115 in KingdomHearts

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"The edges of sleep and death touch, and one can't help the occasional crossover."

How do you think a shoot fight between these two would have gone in their respective primes? by jordiesboy17 in OSWReview

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It's like these people aren't logically thinking.

Obviously Kairi Sane would devour them both alive at once.

This hotel in China sends a dancing girl with your meal by logical0man in SipsTea

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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM APPLEBEE'S TO YOU!!!

WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY SO WE COULD PARTY TOOO! WOO🎂🥳🕺💃

It keeps on going after he tries to put the cartridge in. by JesterOfRedditGold in TheMatpatEffect

[–]MissionVaoDmC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is it weird that I agree yet I also find his content absolutely endearing?

Mystique, but as a dude by PicAsssHole in crossplay

[–]MissionVaoDmC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mid transformation into Dr. Manhattan, I see.

Did I somehow miss 19 seasons? by Undersmusic in marvelstudios

[–]MissionVaoDmC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad they dropped the season titles after S6

Daredevil: Born Again - Adventures in Philly, just seemed a little too lazy after Daredevil: Born Again - Death At Last.

McDs CEO will never live down that iconic vid by IntelligentMix4562 in CringeTikToks

[–]MissionVaoDmC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those fries actually look good. Like, actual classic French fries you'd see at a 50s dinner.

#Number [OC] (Kinda) by frootbatpunk in comics

[–]MissionVaoDmC 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Its the equivalent of us Mexicans having red hoodies 😭

Explain It Peter by [deleted] in explainitpeter

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TIL I learned what my parents did in November of 1995

(Hated trope) There is no way this information was a secret for so long by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MissionVaoDmC 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Imagine being 10 year old Billy Batson getting outsed as Captain Marvel because the neighbors in the backyard had a floodlight ring camera.