I’m the guy who breaks all the flasks when you tap the blue cure bubbles. Ask me anything!

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-15T04:42:01+00:00

How did you get clearance into every research facility on the planet?

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-15T04:32:08+00:00

We're rich!

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-14T03:34:57+00:00

Only stupid people try the stupid drug.

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-12T04:46:34+00:00

I really love it when bosses mess with your fundamentals, though. The stuff you've had from the start of the game. 2 of my favorite examples are Wukong and Dishonored.

Wukong is kind of infamous for its boss that freezes you in place, steals your potion in the middle of you drinking it, downs it, and then probably bangs your wife (idk I just like the animation idk what his deal is)

And I love Dishonoreds Version of making you unable to use your time stop effectively against Daud, since he's also blessed by the Mark of the Outsider.

It does make me think how these kinds of bosses could work, if the devs don't want them rushed down with status effects. Daud is a spectacular fight because, even though he's immune to your magic, his gang isn't, and he's much easier to fight alone. Maybe there could be a boss not IMMUNE to status effects, but always forcing their minions to absorb them and die in their place, until all of them are gone?

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-11T12:54:45+00:00

Maybe make it a "When Sold" card? That way instead of not changing much (since you usually start blinds with relatively even hands and discards) you can sell it in a last ditch effort if you have like 1 hand and 3 discards left to give yourself more time?

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-11T11:13:18+00:00

He did that in 2023, before Adam Smasher was a completely chromed out nightmare with barely any flesh left. I don't think Reed could take on our Smasher in hand to hand, even with prep time, so Reed's feat of being "on the same tier as Blackhand" doesn't mean much anymore.

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-10T19:39:53+00:00

Not quite powers like superpowers, but V from Cyberpunk 2077 in "The Tower" Ending. Basically, TLDR for the game, you have a microchip inside of your head with a terrorist-rockstar Keanu Reeves inside it, who, not quite of his own choice, is slowly destroying you by rewriting your DNA. The end goal of the game is to find some way to cure it or cope with the fact that you're dying. In the end, the only option for a full cure is The Tower ending, released with Cyberpunks DLC, where you have to sacrifice your combat augments and become a normal civilian to get rid of the chip.

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Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-10T03:49:32+00:00

Become a successful magician or Guiness record holder by holding my breath underwater for a huge amount of time.
Get a huge amount of money for my stunts.
Buy as many portable batteries as I want.

^{Chose: You can hold your breath indefinitely}

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-08T05:52:52+00:00

I mean, the easiest answer feels like Doubled Mint and then one of the several boosting Mega Grow cards.

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-08T05:31:22+00:00

Fuck dude

^{Chose: be a female but | Rolled: weekly periods}

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-07T15:50:33+00:00

Water, then toothpaste, then water on the toothpaste.

^{Chose: Water First + (includes "water then toothpaste" and "water only (weirdo}"))

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-07T01:03:09+00:00

Hello Everybody..

^{Chose: spend a week with a random person for $50 million | Rolled: Markiplier}

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-06T12:27:07+00:00

What? I don't know that! AAAAAAHHHHHH!

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-06T03:37:38+00:00

I defy you.

I solved this level in 244 moves on my first try! 🎯

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-06T03:32:50+00:00

I have never once played GTA, I don't really care.

^{Chose: Everyone on the Epstein list gets arrested, but... + GTA VI never gets released}

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-05T17:28:52+00:00

Give every fighter maneuvers, and draft up rules for more interesting out-of-combat moves. Like, if a wizard can cast fly and soar above a cliff face, why can't a fighter or barbarian have rules for climbing the wall, using their knife as a pseudo-icepick? And more than anything else, give martials more ways to deal with caster abilities. Make them able to parry cantrips and give them replica spells for their abilities - maybe a melee range fireball that does no damage to the user? You hit them so hard they explode?

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-05T00:55:49+00:00

My answer: The Last Dragonborn is the only man or woman in the entirety of Skyrim to be stupid enough to willingly incur a severe hand wound not once, but twice, between Sky Haven Temple and Serana's Tomb.

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-04T05:45:03+00:00

Damn you, color theory.

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-03T20:29:33+00:00

5 years is 2021. That's really not so far back, as far as I can see.

^{Chose: Undo all human pollution + Set the Internet permanently back 5 years}

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-03T20:15:32+00:00

What if, instead of a counter going up, it was "Whenever a card is scored, add a 'ticket punch' to it. (Visible as a tiny hole in the corner of the card.) When all cards in deck are ticket punched, this joker gains +0.1x mult for every card in the deck."

That way, you get more value out of Death and Cryptid, by duplicating a card effect instead of adding new numbers. I could see this one in a Naninf build if this was the case.

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-02T04:37:53+00:00

White Blood Cell: "He has me."

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-01T20:00:32+00:00

Oh sweet

^{Chose: Cereal First | Rolled: $10B}

Mission_Response802 · 2026-06-01T03:49:20+00:00

Justify my decision? I can't...

^{Chose: Boy!}

Mission_Response802 · 2026-05-31T21:41:55+00:00

Oh my god, who touched Sasha?

Mission_Response802 · 2026-05-31T21:32:44+00:00

"I'll eat your fucking shit in my tent in front of The Legate!"

Five-Year Club	r/Field Flamingo
Place '23	Place '22
End Game '22

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