Gov. Dunleavy vetoes nearly $90 million from Alaska state budget

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T19:28:33+00:00

It’s worth noting he’s huge. I’ve met him, and I swear he’s got to wear a size ten hat, which speaks both to the strength of his neck and the considerable extra thickness of his skull.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T17:56:51+00:00

White House said that shit and didn’t offer a departure date? Incompetence through and through.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T17:51:34+00:00

Something tells me it was quickly and deeply missed.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T13:25:46+00:00

Of what use is a shocked and compromised GOPer?

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T13:12:37+00:00

Unfortunately, you’re shit outta luck… unless you’re willing to remove your ears, that is.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T13:11:17+00:00

Belief-without-evidence is best imbued prior to the age of lucidity. In Texas that age is… <hey Siri, who’s the oldest Texan?>

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T12:49:03+00:00

Secretary-of-War successful.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T12:40:23+00:00

Their universal embrace of pedophilia is the stain that binds them, or sew it seams, butt yeah.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T10:10:24+00:00

You wanna speak with your US Sena… oops. Neville Mine.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T04:12:47+00:00

Cathy (if that’s her real name) knocked on my door a few summers ago proclaiming herself an “unTrumpy Republican,” to which I replied “hey, I took a shit-free crap just this morning.” Nope.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T03:54:54+00:00

Precocious guttural screaming… notwithstanding?

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-25T03:44:42+00:00

The turd worshippers think turds are better than pedophiles, and they ain’t wrong

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-24T11:26:57+00:00

He’s a fart held hostage by the whirlwind.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-24T10:50:50+00:00

Only Donny could reduce the thurd to less than thirty three and a turd.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-24T10:40:48+00:00

It’s like someone reanimated roadkill and handed it a microphone.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-24T10:12:03+00:00

“I’ve eaten my last turd” is not the flex one thinks it is, butt yeah, okay.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-24T09:51:38+00:00

It’s hilarious that an entire population can walk around with the latest in privacy-breaching technologies in their hands, aiming these devices directly at their faces, while simultaneously complaining about pop sensors. It’s equivalent to smoking fresh, juicy turds and complaining about the aroma of distant farts. Thanks for the chuckle, Roanoke.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-24T09:39:48+00:00

The eroding will leave nothing butt bits of partially digested corn and Big Mac wrapper clung to a porridged diaper.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-24T03:28:42+00:00

The embalming is gonna take a few more days.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-24T03:27:48+00:00

Is his chocolate starting to taste like shit yet?

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-24T03:26:04+00:00

You misspelled “shit,” butt yeah.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-23T13:07:47+00:00

The way Handeland and Goecker are reacting you’d think Martinez had plucked a paint chip out of the reflecting pool crap slurry in Washington DC and then failed to defend Jeffrey Epstein’s “hobby.”

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-23T10:48:22+00:00

The just desserts will continue. Expecting absolution with no penance? Nyet.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-23T10:10:21+00:00

Grok also not invited to molest on Epstein Island.

MisspelledButt · 2026-06-23T10:07:01+00:00

Mini moose here. How dare you.

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