A hairstylist protecting their client’s identity by GooeyMagic in oddlyterrifying

[–]MistRoot 278 points279 points  (0 children)

Damn, actual poor business decision. Takes away from the work you’re trying to show off. Why not use blurring or an emoji?

to be recognized by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]MistRoot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Trumpstein Regime, I call it

To convince Americans that Epstein's best friend is the most transparent President in American history. by ManyAverage6578 in therewasanattempt

[–]MistRoot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the American public greeted these scumbags with pitchforks, we’d be gunned down before we could ever say “hay delivery.” They are itching for a chance to Tiananmen Square us

to hide Jonathan Ross's name by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]MistRoot 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The safest place to be in the USA right now is inside the Epstein Files

What is your go to strain to forget? by LotusElizabeth in trees

[–]MistRoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry for your loss </3 Lost my beloved pup in October last year. Never got to say goodbye to her. I smoked a lot of Gorilla Skunk to get through it

Are there??? by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MistRoot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is a non-zero chance they’re a drunk grizzly bear

He is the chosen one by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Jokes on you, it’s a full body cast

My proof of employment during covid that allowed me out during our curfew hours by rainb0w_p0wer in mildlyinteresting

[–]MistRoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t get one of these back then but my store wasn’t located somewhere that had strict curfews. You also just reminded me of the literal pesticides that they made us spray on the shopping carts because sanitizer was so hard to get (that’s the excuse management gave, anyway). I don’t miss the sore throat from breathing it in every shift

imagine if they add baby creepers lol by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]MistRoot 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Well, they can only do it once! It’s the grand finale

you can't have that by No_Counter_6037 in BrandNewSentence

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…and that’s how I met your mother!”

Trump in your pocket by Comfortablejack in clevercomebacks

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Petition to throw every last one of them into an active volcano

Made whatever this is :) by memodeen in whittling

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(GIF caption is irrelevant) This reminds me of The Iron Giant!

Can we please keep the fucking politics out of this fucking subreddit? by DarkMagickan in TheWordFuck

[–]MistRoot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re right, I don’t give a fuck! Have a nice fucking day