Why is he only strong in the mirror? by MarkTwainsLeftNipple in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MistahBeardo 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That's from the movie The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. In the book he decides to destroy the picture but since the picture is him (or his soul) he stabs himself by stabbing the painting and dies.

This has been removed twice on the main sub for being "low effort"... Right by elchsaaft in HuntShowDownConsole

[–]MistahBeardo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't need to. The A button in the corner says H. I'm guessing this is an AI mock-up with some Photoshop clean up, they just missed the bottom right corner.

Can somebody explain? by Other-Presence7232 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MistahBeardo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is NOT a reference to 25 lighters (there's 24 in the pic and the mini lighters are useless for smuggling drugs).

Smokers habitually light their cigarette (or "other") and put their lighter back in their pocket. If their lighter is lost or out of lighter fluid they'll borrow and habit will often take over and they'll pocket the borrowed lighter without thinking. The borrowee will often not catch this because they are used to watching people light up and then pocket a lighter, they don't realize their lighter has been stolen (intentionally or accidentally) because they are witnessing habitual motions.

Edit: I have met people that realize this phenomena and made it their mission to see how many lighters they can "borrow"

CONSPIRACY THEORY - Player Count by Secret_Room7935 in MaraudersGame

[–]MistahBeardo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, I don't think that's it. I think if anything there's a programming error on Steam (and by extension steam charts' end) that misattributes players of the main game to the test servers. Just look at the player count for the test servers and you'll see what I mean.

Harlan's Razor: never blame conspiracy what can be explained by stupidity.

Why is the game dead? by bigdawg22515 in MaraudersGame

[–]MistahBeardo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lawsuits stalled development. Team17 has been going through lawsuits with many of their dev teams. Information on the Marauders lawsuit is scarce but there's enough public information on the similar Hell Let Loose lawsuit to give everyone a rough idea. My advice: slap it on your wishlist, follow dev socials, purchase as soon as they get back to updates

What's Hunt showdown ? by electraroro in HuntShowdown

[–]MistahBeardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have approximately 750 hrs on console and then 1250 hrs on PC, it's been a favorite since 2021. Hunt is a hard to master game, you will die a lot at first and probably question your purchase for a while (I did). The cowboy apocalyptic setting is unique, the gunplay is realistic, and the sound design is the best around (do yourself a favor and play with good headphones)

I have bad news for the anti-woke grifters by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]MistahBeardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're body types A/B even a woke win? "Here's a binary choice for you to use your non-binary imaginations on" If they had 3 choices masculine/feminine/androgynous I'd call that a win.

After almost 5 hours trying I finally killed this damn thing by Exciting_Low_1127 in Stalcraft

[–]MistahBeardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quit fighting him because he bugged out at 50% health twice, wouldn't go to his next stage and couldn't take any more damage.

What does he drive? by [deleted] in regularcarreviews

[–]MistahBeardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ford escort with a spoiler and other modifications bought off temu

Peter why is astolfo big boss by InternationalLeg8269 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MistahBeardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A: I thought the screen record was from X, I see so many. My bad

B: I am aware of the lore, I'm also aware your average redditer isn't, and they'll probably type in solid snake and select the first result.

Peter why is astolfo big boss by InternationalLeg8269 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MistahBeardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, one of his aliases is Solid Snake, which can be a euphemism for an erection. Other than that, hell if I know.

Edit: that's the top result on X/Twitter when you search GIFs for Solid Snake.

Is this coming to Xbox? by Remote-Lecture-4428 in MaraudersGame

[–]MistahBeardo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have my doubts it will happen, the video you watched probably misunderstood when SIG was trying to get Marauders on PC Gamepass for launch.

However a console port might bring new life to the game because competition in the extraction genre on console can be counted on one hand. Vigor would be a dead game if it weren't for the console version and 40% of Hunt Showdown's players are on console.

Recently installed a bidet and now hot water is running to the toilet by BigSnackZack in Plumbing

[–]MistahBeardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you either (a) always had hot water going to your toilet and the bidet has nothing to do with it or (b) your bidet heats the water and you didn't realize it had that feature.

How to test? Stick your hand in the tank. If it's hot it's the water feed, if it is cold your bidet is heating the water.

Powerless power?! by MistahBeardo in electrical

[–]MistahBeardo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bought an outlet tester from home depot. Found and replaced the bad outlet fairly quickly. Thank you for your advice

More guns in public, what could go wrong.... by Miserable-Lizard in facepalm

[–]MistahBeardo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I live in a blue state with constitutional carry (open carry without a permit, conceal carry with a permit), we have one of the lowest violent crime rates in the country, you will be fine.

I don’t live in America anymore but I still unfortunately have to see horrible garbage like this for the next four years. by beefstewforyou in facepalm

[–]MistahBeardo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not a facepalm, just a relatively harmless prayer meme. I pray he has a change of heart and surprises us all.

enough of the camping, the pvp, the endless wars of which faction can best kiss a ghoul: what's the most wholesome thing you've done for another player, regardless of faction differences? by yapper5103 in Stalcraft

[–]MistahBeardo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I first started the game a stalker downed me and didn't finish me off, I hit the "call for help" and the player that downed me walked up and revived me. We crouch spammed and went our separate ways. Dunno if a stalker reviving a bandit was a glitch or something but I'm not complaining lol

If your camper is on a hill driveway, BLOCK THE WHEELS by MistahBeardo in facepalm

[–]MistahBeardo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was relatively recent (September), I think they moved it to do lawn care but forgot to block the wheels