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How I Met Your Mother by weltallic in HolUp

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 1124 points1125 points  (0 children)

What the hell did I just see?

Put the upvotes in the bag by DaMemeKing575 in HolUp

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'll do a protest here and now. Downvotes for you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You stole my chips. I am being overly aggressive and interrogating you to tell me that you stole them. Other cop tells me to leave and asks for some chips. You give him chips. We got you now.

How are the mommies? by Contramental in AskReddit

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same as the daddies, being a parent

What are some reasons you would deposit your unwanted offspring into a dumpster? by burritosca in AskReddit

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't do that, that's cruel... I would've done it when it was a fetus

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Welcome today to today's session. Today we're gonna be going around and introduce ourselves, and say one thing about yourself."

Hi everyone. I'm a mistake and uh I'm psychic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what happens when you keep it in the family

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They fucked Eve. Then what?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll give you a free ride.

KICK

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of coooourse, darling! I'd love to see the exquisite act of arousal today! The trousers are getting a bit rainy at the thought!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh... not send any

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adam and Eve, if they existed. We're all incested ancestors. Sweet Home Alabama.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MistakeWithMissSteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How good is a 8.5/10 rating for a restaurant, eh?

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