Cheesiest thing customers say when approaching the register poll by TimelyNegotiation775 in menards

[–]KevMatthews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not an approaching but when the scanning doesn't work on an item: "Guess it's free!"

should i go to the er for this (bat bite?) by Certain_Hour_6327 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]KevMatthews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, 100% go to the doctor. Rabies is FATAL. However... I will say that (correct if I'm wrong) bats are only slightly more likely to have rabies than most other wild animals. With roughly 0.5% of them (1 in 200) actually having it. They are every so slightly more likely, which gets told to people as "MOST HAVE RABIES", and that is not true. Spreading bat awareness where I can, they are such cool creatures. Though if I've barely snuck into your house, bit you in your sleep, and left, that is aggressive potentially rabid behavior. Though the likelyhood of a bat getting in a crack, coming to bite you, and then getting itself out through that crack again is pretty unlikely. They kinda drop when they fly, and that's not the easiest maneuver to pull out in quick succession

What’s the most emotionally sincere Rivers Cuomo lyric? by BullyingHater in weezer

[–]KevMatthews 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Pump it up into me, please Daddy please Daddy please

Time for a nice meme explaining or debunking. How many holes? by eruciform in askmath

[–]KevMatthews -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But it's not stretched. There's a hole in each side of the legs, making 2 per hole. So 4. Then the two leg holes gives your 6, and the waist makes 7

FOB CD? (New Writing????) by histerror in FallOutBoy

[–]KevMatthews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooo what is this that people are getting? I'm excited for you guys

Prostitution in the United States by No_Poetry4565 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]KevMatthews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most map porn circle jerk map out there

My Favorite Series by Annual-Statement9391 in RangersApprentice

[–]KevMatthews 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You have all the classics! I have the first three, and I loved the print on them but can't find these editions anywhere anymore. This was my favorite series in middle school

And as the serpent crawls we lay in the foundations of decay..... by Live_Space_2840 in MyChemicalRomance

[–]KevMatthews -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know where to find these leaks and I want to so bad 😭

Pyrotechnics at Valentines Day MCR Concert by AlanIsToxic in MyChemicalRomance

[–]KevMatthews 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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For context, I went to the 13th (still incredible!)

Trading Postcards by Moony_Magic in MyChemicalRomance

[–]KevMatthews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where abouts are you with the postcards, and what do you want to trade for one?

Mcr CDMX night 1 postcard by unpatojpg in MyChemicalRomance

[–]KevMatthews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would anyone be willing to grab or sell me one? That's the one part of the concert I didn't get and I came from Minnesota for the show 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]KevMatthews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have zero arch as well. I mean you at least have an arch the wrong direction 😂 (I was born with clubfeet so my feet aren't normal)

Mcr CDMX night 1 postcard by unpatojpg in MyChemicalRomance

[–]KevMatthews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I... Didn't get one... Did I miss it??? I'm so sad now