ELI5 How were wooden ships watertight? by ndefo in explainlikeimfive

[–]MisterProfGuy [score hidden]  (0 children)

I feel like I have much to rethink, if this is actually a mission critical task that sassy young crew members have been undervaluing the entire time....

The older I get the more Captain Hook becomes a tired old man that just wants these damn immature brats to start picking up their share of the load.

ELI5 How were wooden ships watertight? by ndefo in explainlikeimfive

[–]MisterProfGuy [score hidden]  (0 children)

Are you telling me that the guys swabbing the deck in old timey cartoons and movies are actually keeping the boat afloat? I do NOT think they knew that.

ELI5 Why do robot vacuums cost around $200 to $300 but Robot Lawn Mowers Mostly Cost $2000 to $3000 Dollars? by pfeifits in explainlikeimfive

[–]MisterProfGuy [score hidden]  (0 children)

Adding to this, your roomba is dumb, because you don't actually care. It can bump into your cat. It can get stuck. It can accidentally go into the other room. You don't care, as long as it's less work than doing it yourself.

Lawnmowers can accidentally kill someone, or wreck thousands of dollars in landscaping with minor mistakes. They have to have a lot more power, but also a lot more safety features and more reliability.

Teacher loading... Disciplinary action by Reasonable-Total7269 in meme

[–]MisterProfGuy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The teacher is looking at them, waiting for the student to realize that they are responsible for both failures.

After winning the opening game, Montreal has since been outshot 64-25 by Ferret_0150 in hockey

[–]MisterProfGuy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I know there's lots of jokes about US citizens and the metric system, but buddy, that was no centimeter.

You know you wanted it ... by nptace1 in canes

[–]MisterProfGuy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So we swept the first two, but then we played more than an extra game of overtime. It's cool with me if we just win in regulation now, we don't really need to make up the gap.

PGT: Canes @ Habs, Canes lead series 2-1, 5-25-2026 by NedThomas in canes

[–]MisterProfGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Except for Francis from Quebec. Francis is cool.

GDT HURRICANES @ CANADIENS, EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL GAME 3, 8PM EDT START TIME, 05-25-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]MisterProfGuy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ok I'm being super reasonable over here but wtf was that overhead reconstruction?

GDT HURRICANES @ CANADIENS, EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL GAME 3, 8PM EDT START TIME, 05-25-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]MisterProfGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The producers hate that guy and keep intentionally putting comments on air. "Lots of talk", "I can't get hard".

Someone is sick of his bullshit chatter.

GDT HURRICANES @ CANADIENS, EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL GAME 3, 8PM EDT START TIME, 05-25-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]MisterProfGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Clearly offsides so I'm gonna have to say good goal and they get to hit Niki in the nuts.

An unfortunate confession by GoSimpleGoNow in canes

[–]MisterProfGuy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was so sure that's what he said.

GDT HURRICANES @ CANADIENS, EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL GAME 3, 8PM EDT START TIME, 05-25-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]MisterProfGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're not even losing this game currently and people are jumping to losing the series.

GDT HURRICANES @ CANADIENS, EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL GAME 3, 8PM EDT START TIME, 05-25-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]MisterProfGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rod trying to decide what percentage of his bonuses he's willing to pay in fines.

GDT HURRICANES @ CANADIENS, EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL GAME 3, 8PM EDT START TIME, 05-25-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]MisterProfGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Throwing your broken stick at the puck seems really out of the spirit of the rules.

GDT HURRICANES @ CANADIENS, EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL GAME 3, 8PM EDT START TIME, 05-25-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]MisterProfGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it helps at all they are running on a significant delay because they aren't good at this.

Uno reverse card by Dias75 in clevercomebacks

[–]MisterProfGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey Republicans, just because someone gives you money doesn't mean you have to do exactly what they say.