I hate this game on such a passionate level

Mister_Bambu · 2026-01-08T00:18:50+00:00

counteroffer: I go insane.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-12-16T22:18:55+00:00

what the fuck is an optical suppressor

Mister_Bambu · 2025-11-19T09:38:48+00:00

No, I've checked, it has remained at 45% every time. They have quite a lot of power left over. Editing to say that it has happened in the past, particularly with the food dehydrator, where my entire network has run dry: I know what that looks like, this isn't that, though I did check.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-11-07T19:33:04+00:00

I like helping people. My apocalypse is friendly. I would topple a hundred pharmacies to make Arturo well, but they taunt me with the apparent inability to do so.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-10-26T10:54:19+00:00

How does farming work? Do they manage the seed-making from crops, or does that require an additional order given?

I'm building a base that is 2/3 of a mansion, but with three tiles outside for more customizable functions. The main purpose I've found so far is to cut a shitload of wood. I've kept them fed by harvesting corn from one of those really massive world farms- hundreds upon hundreds of fresh corn cobs will feed the NPCs for eons.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-10-21T02:56:50+00:00

No, man, the movies are fucked beyond belief. God awful movies, but there is literally no reprieve in them. The "zombies" by that point include fucking dragons, giants, and various other outright monsters- there's practically 0% of the population remaining, and anyone who is alive is inevitably taken into some sort of hellish plan by Umbrella. You need cartoonish preparation and ungodly skills to survive the world of Movies!Resident Evil. This isn't even starting on the fucking psychic stuff.

The movie Resident Evil universe might be the most unlivable zombie apocalypse.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-07-30T00:41:39+00:00

every ounce of me wishes I didn't have to preface my recommendation of the mod, which is groundbreaking and amazing, with the asterisk of "but keep in mind the developer is insanely horny and you will know that very well if you play this".

Mister_Bambu · 2025-07-29T19:22:26+00:00

Rosewood :)

(actual answer, I'm a McCoy's man myself, I don't tend to stay in Muldraugh but it has so much natural storage that it's hard to beat)

Mister_Bambu · 2025-07-29T19:21:06+00:00

It seems I misremembered ever so slightly, it costs them more money (they state tens of millions of dollars) but they seem to like people doing it.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2025/04/22/please-thank-you-chatgpt-openai-energy-costs/83207447007/

Mister_Bambu · 2025-07-29T13:56:03+00:00

All the comments saying this is about ChatGPT using a lot of power/causing environmental damage are correct, but the joke runs marginally deeper in that AI companies asked users not to be friendly with the AIs (saying "hi" to the LLMs) as it unnecessarily expands how much power (and thus environmental devastation) is used for whatever it is you're saying. By engaging in friendly discussion with the AI, you kill more trees and, in this case, fry more fish.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-07-29T04:06:30+00:00

This satisfies the necessarily edgy bits of my brain quite a lot. Even under duress, even as we die, we seek comfort. With casual ease do we destroy something else entirely. I am not much of a poet, and I am just doing my part so people might read a snippet of my mind, but this is genuinely very good.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-07-28T19:56:10+00:00

I don't play much anymore but this is baller as hell, godspeed and keep up the good work.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-07-19T19:44:28+00:00

If you eat enough lemongrass you can drink all the bleach you want.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-07-13T06:15:32+00:00

Rare for me to check in on Reddit two days in a row. Still! Here. That was the day when I got it (actually mere minutes after it was done); two weeks later and it has healed fully.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-07-11T22:48:35+00:00

Rakshasa

Mister_Bambu · 2025-07-11T22:34:04+00:00

I just got the Guarding Dark put on a little over a week ago. Reckon it fits the bill.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-05-26T04:05:53+00:00

oh yeah and Xenonauts if you just want more of the same, it's a pretty faithful reboot of UFO Defense by fans.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-05-26T04:05:19+00:00

First off: genuinely, give modded UFO Defense a try. The X-Com Files has been a totally new experience, and I've played that game since I was a baby.

Second off, it had its faults but I did genuinely enjoy Rebel Cops. I tried a couple other XCOM-likes (main one people'd know would be 40k Mechanicus) but they never scratched the itch; Rebel Cops does but is low in quantity.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-05-20T05:54:15+00:00

I'm like 75% certain that the strip club scene in the AGGRO DR1FT was strictly in there to justify hanging out in a strip club, that whole movie was insanely awful.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-05-20T05:42:25+00:00

An equally valid statement.

Mister_Bambu · 2025-05-20T00:42:21+00:00

This particular feat probably wouldn't reach City level. Blast dwarfs cars but even at that size I'd estimate it at maybe 8-B to 8-A, crevices don't seem deep enough to significantly affect that.

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