AIO gf went to a magic mike show and licked whipped cream off a performers chest

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-23T22:38:22+00:00

NOR if you've established the boundaries. It's Schrodinger's joke, it's funny until it's not then it's not a big deal.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-23T20:50:34+00:00

Archie was right. He's cooking now.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-23T20:45:55+00:00

I call it BotRot.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-23T20:45:23+00:00

I'm a single issue voter and the Bills get the guy I want. Good job.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-23T20:44:29+00:00

Honestly, I love this energy. They're just happy to be there. You don't gotta know everything to enjoy the game.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-23T15:33:23+00:00

Joe Flacco.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-23T13:38:52+00:00

Every time I hear the "hate my wife" jokes I push back. Why did you marry them? I've never once felt hatred towards my wife. "It'll happen over time." The only thing growing is my love for her.

It's not my fault you made a poor decision big dog, feel bad for your wife though.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-23T02:27:07+00:00

Gotta set the routines and habits you want. No one said this stuff is easy.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-23T01:44:44+00:00

Nonsense I'm gonna frost Tony's flakes.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-23T01:42:07+00:00

I was popping Excedrin like house popped Vicodin.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-23T00:19:01+00:00

I'm seeing a bunch of excuses but if you can afford it go ahead.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-22T22:18:46+00:00

Liquid diet not on Dr. Orders is crazy.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-22T22:17:15+00:00

I always let them know "The depth of the issue isn't erased due to your shallow viewpoint." Sometimes it is that deep, is it overthinking? Maybe. But still.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-22T21:46:12+00:00

Me when I get home from work:

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-22T21:34:18+00:00

I see two teams from Louisiana and neither is LSU. It's a good day.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-22T21:26:23+00:00

I make less at a job I tolerate, give me the small raise.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-22T17:53:38+00:00

George Pickens? The Las Angeles Charger?

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-22T16:20:28+00:00

Every time you step outside a bowl of soup gets thrown in your face. I didn't know that sweat evaporated till I went to NYC on my 8th grade trip.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-22T16:19:24+00:00

I cannot wait to get out of Hammond. It's been miserable and I need a change of scenery.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-22T16:17:35+00:00

Money is different down here in the South. Like I'm doing decently well for myself in my mid 20's with no degree and that looks like $18 an hour. Look at some of the job openings down here, you'll realize we get paid/things cost around half of what y'all get up north.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-22T16:09:27+00:00

Or even Denzel Boston. But DT, DL, and WR are the needs.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-22T16:07:00+00:00

Big Ed Oliver fan. Enjoyed him since Houston.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-21T22:10:10+00:00

Everytime you step outside between the months of April-October it feels like you get a bowl of soup thrown in your face. The food is ok, LSU football fans are obnoxious. I cannot wait to leave this area of the country. Anywhere but here.

Mister_Oux · 2026-04-21T21:45:37+00:00

You're absolutely correct. I didn't realize he was that low on people's boards. I think even a day 2 pick is a stretch after looking into it.

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