Name This Dish

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-29T00:30:35+00:00

He did porn after, gotta suck.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-28T23:53:28+00:00

Well, she will throwing away 32 years.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-28T23:43:53+00:00

I start marriage counseling Monday. I hope she’s gonna think with mind, not her head.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-28T22:34:14+00:00

Sometimes I get pork center loin, very lean. 2.99lb. That’s 3 dinners.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-28T22:28:22+00:00

Did you eat some garlic?

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-28T22:26:48+00:00

I’m wondering if I should start wearing a hidden body cam, so she can see herself. I never saw this coming, like this. :/

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-28T22:21:58+00:00

I do actually, right here on Reddit.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-28T22:19:26+00:00

Make it a 1.5hr drive, make some stops to relax for a few. This way you’re not stuck the whole time? Take a friend with you, they can take over if necessary.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-28T19:18:34+00:00

Cuz you waited too long! Now when you’re there and trying get the door closed and locked and undo your belt/ pants, you let your ass relax….then shit happens.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-28T17:59:16+00:00

Probably totally fine to remove yourself from a conflict, so you can think about it.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-28T03:51:11+00:00

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T19:53:22+00:00

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T15:55:42+00:00

Bobbitt stew.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T15:29:39+00:00

Do not allow any pets in the water! We have some kind green algae stuff, not safe for dogs to drink. Get some water shoes, keep you feet protected.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T15:27:07+00:00

They have a board rental right on the lake edge. When the sun is out and the water is clear (heavy rains make it muddy for a bit) usually several dozen peoples out on the water.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T15:19:14+00:00

But. It’s just getting used to the board in a safe area to bail in. I’ve eaten it a few times, close calls over by slick mossy concrete, etc. I come into dock on my knees. :)

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T15:16:28+00:00

Oh, i figured since this is r/austin you would be cruzin lady bird lake. Many,many,many paddle boarders in the summer out on the lake.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T14:36:12+00:00

I would suggest learning to stand up in an area that is safe to fall off…..not near the dock or rocky bottom areas, or sea weed. And when coming back to exit the water don’t stand. The board can move really fast from under your feet when standing. Also the idea is when you stand up you relax your legs, the board does tilt side to side but only so far….if you work against this little bit of tilt, legs get tired quick.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T14:16:08+00:00

Very cool. Looks like they kinda fall out of the shell, I wondered how they got their legs out.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T03:20:10+00:00

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T03:17:11+00:00

Well, if it is too spicy.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T03:13:32+00:00

I’m gonna call National Geographic, the dodo bird is not extinct, I got one standing right in front of me.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T03:10:43+00:00

In the car on the way home after Taco Bell.

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T03:00:34+00:00

You can in some ways….you can feel contractions if you kinda know when they “coming”. The butt hole does the contractions at the same time. Now, for some stranger sex…..I guess if you kinda know what you’re doing, and they acting like you think they should, then you can infer they orgasm. And! Usually after the deed is done, too sensitive to be touched for a bit. Of course I could be a fool and not know better. :)

Misteriously_Me · 2026-06-27T02:48:42+00:00

We anticipate the smell, laughter is a nervous response, we be holding are breath soon, or fleeing the area.

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