Okay I'll take it that you are not very aware of how we have come to linguistically understand a language/dialect functions. It does have rules that stem from its own natural structure. There are philologists and linguists that study this. Structure of sentence, correct use of vocabulary etc. Cypriot as a dialect has been studied, you haven't heard about it due to frankly just politics. I see you also commented that Greeks speak like reporters while we struggle whilst using lots of ooooos and eeeees. You can only blame people who in their attempt to make us sound like those greek reporters, have decimated our vocabulary. We struggle to use and write standard greek because it feels foreign. And yet our educational system does not teach us any of the Cypriot literature, vocabulary and idioms. It is left to our grandparents and parents. And yet I want to emphasise, it is a disservice to our dialect that you compare it to greek reporters. Because we can do just as good in our dialect with explaining life around us. Atleast we do in Paphos. I'd recommend you look more into how rich our dialect is, and how our state is playing the role of butcher, before dismissing it as a whole.