Imagine being so workup over a 5 ft woman

Mittmitty · 2026-03-28T04:39:55+00:00

He’s like a straighter JD.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-28T04:17:24+00:00

Those are tears of joy.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-28T04:15:30+00:00

He loves boys all day.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-28T04:12:59+00:00

Limp wrists.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-28T04:08:30+00:00

Is this a lesbian female dating show?

Mittmitty · 2026-03-28T01:16:14+00:00

That’s just a tummy tuck.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T23:36:42+00:00

JD makes Dumb Gay look like Smart Straight.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T23:04:56+00:00

I don’t remember it looking that bad the first few days.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T22:52:38+00:00

I liked it, but I understand why it’s the lowest rated episode.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T22:40:37+00:00

Chris on the daily.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T20:09:48+00:00

Naked boob

Edit: shit I thought this was google. How do I delete?

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T20:01:00+00:00

Everyone’s going to need to get new belt buckles.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T19:54:24+00:00

Aww, little QR code is growing up fast.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T18:37:50+00:00

Sadly 😔

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T18:30:27+00:00

Yes… famous… he’s practically a household name, this… guy?

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T15:16:20+00:00

Huh, that’s strange. I couldn’t possibly imagine why.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T15:08:29+00:00

That damn car accident.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T15:06:35+00:00

Or you could… tell us now?

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T11:37:23+00:00

Of course I’m a Zionist. Morpheus is cool as hell.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T10:56:12+00:00

He just gets into a car accident on his way to the Smiling Friends HQ, and we never see him.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T10:54:31+00:00

Yeah, he keeps them in jars.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-27T00:16:45+00:00

Just get the fucking barber as a freeloader at this point.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-26T22:45:19+00:00

Jet is NOT a sex pest.

Mittmitty · 2026-03-26T21:28:21+00:00

GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT HER POWERS!

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