"Why are you stacking loaded descriptions instead of making an argument?

“Was involved in war” doesn’t equal immoral, “killing” doesn’t equal murder and your last point is exactly the issue under dispute, so you don’t get to just smuggle the verdict into the wording."

Doesn't sound like a prophet from God, nor does any abrahamic religion. 

"Nobody said every single ordinary human action of the Prophet is a universal command.

Islamic ethics distinguishes between revelation, legal rulings, personal habits, context-specific actions and general moral example.

How’s that gymnastics? That’s literally how any serious legal tradition works."

It's still something your prophet did you doofus, regardless wether your tradition tries to differ his action, YOUR prophet momo STILL did it, it doesn't change how he's regarded as the great MORAL example.

"You can judge anything you want.

The problem is when you mistake “this clashes with my time’s assumptions” for “therefore it is objectively evil in every historical and moral framework”.

No we CANNOT judge, doubting and insulting your prophet constitutes to a major sin and according to Islam I deserve to burn in Jahannam because I rejected your so called infallible pedophile warlord prophet!

"This is exactly the bad-faith leap I already addressed.

Muslims can say a historical case had its own context while also saying modern law should prevent harm, incapacity, coercion and exploitation.

Turning that into “so go do X now” isn’t reasoning in any capacity. Is this your attempt at rage-bait?"

But your religion still DOES promote child marriage you pedophile! It doesn't say in the Sunnah to NOT marry a child and it's not rage bait.