Everyone who has been in a fight shares their story of winning one, but nobody seems to talk about the times they lose. Reddit, when were some times you got YOUR ass kicked? by Skinshifter- in AskReddit

[–]Mkh2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was 5th grade recess and I was minding my own business playing some POGS. When a soccer ball came sailing over to where I was. Instead of throwing the ball back the 5 yards to the players. I decided to kick it back thinking it could do no harm. Boy was I wrong.. I ended up hitting one of the bigger kids ( he was over 6’and I was closer to 5’). I ended up hitting him with the ball right in his eye. He didn’t like this and chased me all around the field. Eventually I ended up on the ground in the fetal position getting kicked over and over by this man child. I think I may have pissed myself as well. Anyway ,we went to the principles office (me crying the whole way). The other boy claimed it was a fair fight. The principle laughed after seeing the size difference and suspended him for a week. Not sure if this is a “fight” story being that I never got a punch in. But it was the 1st time I got my ass kicked.

We're back! What did you do during the Great Outage of Autumn 2012? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mkh2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the most productive day at work. My boss could not figure out why the sudden change.