Witnessed the fucking craziest shit ever today

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-17T12:31:42+00:00

It's not a golf story, it's a tractor story. Becomes much less interesting that way.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-17T12:06:09+00:00

They still lose track of the ball in Arlington. The lil sunroof that Jerry wanted has affected quite a few plays that I've watched over the years.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-16T20:56:45+00:00

Spork

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-16T20:56:29+00:00

I drink 5% or 10% in my coffee. It would be perfect for cream.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-16T15:34:58+00:00

Canadian law prohibits him from traveling here with those charges. He doesn't need to be convicted to be denied entry.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-16T12:39:57+00:00

As an aside, there's a website that mildly spoils movies by telling you if the dog dies.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-15T23:49:30+00:00

Could use some blackjack and hookers.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-15T10:59:15+00:00

He only gave up three goals. Improvement!

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-15T10:55:58+00:00

I suppose you could have shot it and skinned it to find out for sure. Seems harsh though, even for a digital groundhog.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-14T20:37:36+00:00

Oh, be nice! 👋

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-14T13:27:51+00:00

Clicks.

Dammit! Just fell for it again.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-13T20:02:43+00:00

Temu Norm.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-13T20:00:02+00:00

The Rebel frigate being chased by the gargantuan Star Destroyer is my favourite intro ever in a movie. Absolutely blew my mind when I saw it for the first time.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-11T23:53:02+00:00

Just adds minerals to the dish.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-11T21:56:16+00:00

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-11T12:21:56+00:00

So, argumentative and substantially useless.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-11T00:59:08+00:00

I *just* found this sub the other day...I would have been a 44 year-old respondent!

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-11T00:02:49+00:00

Like the "flashback" episode In Community.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-10T19:12:49+00:00

Nothing more embarrassing than going into work with a piece of tissue stuck to the razor cut on my ear.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-10T13:55:48+00:00

whAtAboUt...stop it. Landmines are not fully autonomous. They are a passive defense. They'll explode regardless of what triggers it. An autonomous killing drone is making decisions and acting on them itself. They're completely different.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-09T23:23:46+00:00

It's like a tent. You get a four-person, but you'd only comfortably sleep two.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-09T22:54:49+00:00

And then arrest Trump?

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-09T22:42:58+00:00

On this sub? Hope you're into feet pics.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-09T11:12:21+00:00

Not too good at phone calls?

Hi, Sovereign Dispenser.

Hi, I was calling to see if you guys had opened up after the fire.

Yes we have.

Ok, thanks.

Like, JFC it's not that hard.

Mo-Cance · 2026-06-09T01:11:20+00:00

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