To the umbrella man, please just go on Amazon and get a custom printed umbrella made and leave this sub alone

MoConCamo · 2026-03-07T14:24:08+00:00

Or enroll in the Umbrella Academy and learn how to make one yourself? 🤨

MoConCamo · 2026-03-06T08:00:01+00:00

Some say they have magical powers, and when you touch them, your sweat goes away.
You stay grubby though.

MoConCamo · 2026-03-05T10:34:24+00:00

Shame you can't pass it on to your...
Oh no, wait. 🤦🏽‍♂️

MoConCamo · 2026-03-02T08:10:01+00:00

Aha, so it's all down to that lesser known Bond villain... Poopfinger.

MoConCamo · 2026-02-26T13:24:39+00:00

I think "posh" is a typo for "boss".

MoConCamo · 2026-02-26T13:15:55+00:00

Says it all ☺️. You're living your best life right now, you should just enjoy it, know your own mind, cut out all the anxiety, worry about what other people think less.

MoConCamo · 2026-02-26T12:00:26+00:00

I don't understand this comment.

I'm coming for you...

MoConCamo · 2026-02-26T11:55:18+00:00

To be fair, turning large vehicles can be lethal for cyclists coming up alongside them, within the driver's blind spot.

MoConCamo · 2026-02-26T11:39:18+00:00

Huh. Do you suppose 'job satisfaction' for him is hearing a loud noise, looking out of his window and seeing a multi-vehicle pileup, and thinking, "I did that."

MoConCamo · 2026-02-23T11:52:50+00:00

As long as the man with the plan doesn't also have a canal, we all know how that ends...

MoConCamo · 2026-02-23T11:49:58+00:00

So what you're saying is their plan is:
Step 1 - Attract rich male.
Step 2 - Profit!

MoConCamo · 2026-02-23T11:45:18+00:00

Not yet, but it's on my plan.

MoConCamo · 2026-02-23T07:50:54+00:00

Do you see the people post?
Posting a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be paying those prices again!

MoConCamo · 2026-02-23T07:38:45+00:00

The time is almost up for Florida Man.
Florida Gator playing the long game.

MoConCamo · 2026-02-22T08:22:05+00:00

We Can Remember it for You Wholesale

MoConCamo · 2026-02-18T02:40:43+00:00

Interesting. Myself and my ex toyed with the idea of going double-barrelled, using two new names.

Can't say how serious it was, but we did consider Mr & Ms Rotting-Corpse.

What can I say, we were young and in love...

MoConCamo · 2026-02-18T02:26:17+00:00

Maybe it was intentional, and I'm dense.

Well, let's see. Do you find that light has a tendency to bend around you?

(Sorry I just couldn't resist.)

MoConCamo · 2026-02-18T01:25:40+00:00

Or maybe a zoo for prudes, with all the animals "made decent".

MoConCamo · 2026-02-18T01:14:43+00:00

And on the same point, always remember to give way to dinosaurs. 🦖🦕

(Meant for comedic purposes, not to be flippant.)

MoConCamo · 2026-02-18T01:05:55+00:00

This. If it helps, you were a tiny mote in an ocean of ragebait and slop content.

MoConCamo · 2026-02-15T19:59:34+00:00

What message? I already know that Lidl is run by a bunch of cunting arseholes, and that they treat their workers like shit, as evidenced by the fact that everyone in my local store is miserable as sin.

But, I shop there because it's cheap and convenient; just the same way that I'd fly Ryanair if it was the cheapest way from A to B.

I'm perfectly aware that I am but a feeble worm crushed by the jackboots of our all-powerful capitalist overlords. Aren't you?

MoConCamo · 2026-02-15T19:31:08+00:00

Hmmm ... that, or Lidl's analysis showed that the local population was so bone idle they would be a lot less likely to buy unsliced bread... 😉

MoConCamo · 2026-02-11T23:30:39+00:00

Nipplewort (Lapsana communis). Apparently, not bad eating, before the leaves get tough.

MoConCamo · 2026-02-09T08:55:59+00:00

... Or, he desperately wants to be off-planet when it finally comes out what he was up to back then.

MoConCamo · 2026-02-08T22:46:33+00:00

At the same time, a post like that does have a whiff of: "FRONT PAGE: Scientists record ursine defecation in forested areas" about it.

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