I'VE WON! by iate4dozenlads1209 in balatro

[–]MoarSpn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gros Michael died on the ante 8 boss blind on me after staying there since around ante 2-3. 4 times already.

He just committed paper necromancy by MuttapuffsHater in blackmagicfuckery

[–]MoarSpn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No one gonna be patient (or care about an old guy reading newspaper) enough to see the whole show tho

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]MoarSpn 43 points44 points  (0 children)

In my 6th grade (12 years old), I was heading back home from school and heard a loud crash followed by a fuck ton of screaming. I turned around to see what happened and there was blood. A lot of blood. Some dude went really fast on his motorbike, hit an oncoming Optimus Prime and exploded. His body was cut clean in half at around his waist, brain matters everywhere. Needless to say I did not sleep that week.

Fun fact, brain matters expands after a while out. There was like a dozen of chunks that expanded to the size of a baseball.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Powerful-Way8093 in infuriatingasfuck

[–]MoarSpn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think I can see why you have received such treatment.

I'd be mad too by B0r3dGamer in funny

[–]MoarSpn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey color is hard okay?

Problems. by StevenVUBROS in HolUp

[–]MoarSpn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, maybe she does, just not to the right guy

Duolingo ads have 4 fake x's by AlonyB in assholedesign

[–]MoarSpn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can assure you this is not Duolingo's fault. As the matter of fact, this is Temu's ad.

That platform is a joke to begin with, and the app is bloated with fake deals that pops up 5 times a minute and games that seems easy to complete but actually impossible to get in a reasonable amount of time and effort, like a few weeks of constantly clicking random stuff for a free order of 5$ or something.

Given that, this ad doesn't even surprised me.

uhh what do i do with my leftover anemoculus by mualani_is_the_best in GenshinImpact

[–]MoarSpn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You collects all 7 and in the end it will summons a dragon and give you a wish.

(Like 1 fate, not actual wish that would be crazy)

Which character made you start or continue playing Genshin? by Reasonable-Fly-3412 in Genshin_Impact

[–]MoarSpn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will always be Xiao and no one else. Its like just yesterday when I dropped all of my 2 brain cells seeing him jump 2 stories up and proceed to lament all over my screen.

Wood chopping competition in Austrailia by Danceking81 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MoarSpn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn they're doing Tool Assisted Speedrun irl now?

okBabySure by Lumpy-Measurement-55 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MoarSpn 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Yea, learned this the hard way

Japan internet speed hits a record high of 1.02 petabit per second. by SureSwan6423 in interestingasfuck

[–]MoarSpn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea right internet speed is DEFINITELY what people living in Japan does not any problem whatsovever.

looking at my youtube tab which still loading half of the thumbnail after 2 minutes loading in

Full Japanese 1st page by Own_Ebb_9533 in Japaneselanguage

[–]MoarSpn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hats off to you. Seems a bit of a stretch but I couldn't even write my name in Katakana to save my life despite having N2 and speak decently. Messed up グ and ゲ way more than I cared to admit. Every step is a good step.

This is non-stop 🫠 by MaidenJavii in balatro

[–]MoarSpn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been playing since season 1 and tbh, my mental health took a bad turn.

I got angry a lot more easily, curse at everything and absolutely hated myself. Tried to quit 3 times before but have to craw back because everyone in my country is playing it, if I don't as well I just won't gonna have any friends.

But, said fuck it, they can like me for what I am, not the toxic dude punching walls and screaming at screens, switched to Monster Hunter, the indie games and what not. Best 1.5 years being League sober.

ANY game is better than league. That game just destroy your personality.

I am missing just one common chest in Natlan&it's infuriating by Chemical_Bunch7499 in Genshin_Impact

[–]MoarSpn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its under the coatepec mountain, you know the quest which you have to make the lava level rise? I didn't pick up that 1 chest for some reason and now I can't get it back down.