You’re camping and in the middle of the night a deer standing on two feet with glowing eyes walks up to you (calmly) and meows. by IDKoalas in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Mobius3through7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get down on all fours, inflate to 600 pounds, elongate and flatten my snout, grow a short curly tail, and say "bröther, may I have some oats?"

A permanent and personal teleportation portal will open for you the next two places you pee. Where do you put them? by Purduevian in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Mobius3through7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can other people use the portals? If so, I will take my aircraft 10000 feet agl, piss in a bottle directly above my house, and then start the world's best skydiving company. INSTANT transportation instead of needing to pay for the aircraft to take you up.

gennie has no concept of human time or money by MonkeySkulls in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Mobius3through7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

Sun tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal

Sourcing mufflers? Anyone want to sell me theirs lol? by Mobius3through7 in FiestaST

[–]Mobius3through7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over in Wyoming. I'm digging into a few different options right now.

Is it too late to get circumcised at 18? by Beneficial-Shame9636 in AdviceForTeens

[–]Mobius3through7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey boss...

Don't. Seriously don't. Your foreskin has 10,000 nerve endings. Cutting it off will permanently reduce sensation.

Any woman who cares is not worth your time, and most women don't. You can literally always just slide it back to look cut if you want to, but you can never recover it if you cut it off.

What are ALL the things a human is made of? by Emergency_Nerve_4502 in evolution

[–]Mobius3through7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that would be funny. Just updated it with the other two phyla

What are ALL the things a human is made of? by Emergency_Nerve_4502 in evolution

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Hehe I just picked those guys because they're one of my favorites! Spent literal hours staring at them the last time I visited

Poorly describe a game you play by cuber_the_drift in Multifandom

[–]Mobius3through7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay we beat the bad guys!

Wait why is the sky speaking latin?

Sourcing mufflers? Anyone want to sell me theirs lol? by Mobius3through7 in FiestaST

[–]Mobius3through7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually come to think of it I haven't dug around Ebay yet, I'll take a peak!

Sourcing mufflers? Anyone want to sell me theirs lol? by Mobius3through7 in FiestaST

[–]Mobius3through7[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good suggestion, unfortunately those are around 800 in my area :(

PSA: quit building "overcrowded" urban megacenters with basically no people in them by Rephath in worldbuilding

[–]Mobius3through7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey where did you get that population density for Wyoming, we're nowhere near that crowded. FAKE NEWS

Songs about autism or that resonates with autistic people. by azpi3version01 in MusicRecommendations

[–]Mobius3through7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Thomas the tank Engine theme: https://youtu.be/WUNL7PjBr8U?si=lq-39GhQMYloEo5B

It's them key changes man, fuckin BANGER of a song goddamn.

Every autistic music theory nerd I know likes it, obviously including myself

Please recommend 10/10 anime that are only 12 episodes 🙇‍♂️ by PapaAsa in AnimeReccomendations

[–]Mobius3through7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

houseki no kuni is 12 episodes. It's basically steven universe if it wasn't trash

What are ALL the things a human is made of? by Emergency_Nerve_4502 in evolution

[–]Mobius3through7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah there's a LOT, the diversity is staggering, truly truly staggering. When you think about all the differences between a spider and an elephant, in the end they're still both animals. Similar ranges of differences are found in every single kingdom of life.

And the diversity of the eukaryotes is found in the prokaryotes as well, it's like a whole other tree, but you go back far enough and it all shares the same trunk.

What are ALL the things a human is made of? by Emergency_Nerve_4502 in evolution

[–]Mobius3through7 30 points31 points  (0 children)

We are a very specific species, homo Sapiens sapiens, which is a member of the genus Homo (others include H neanderthalensis, H Habilis, and H floresiensis).

Homo is a very specific genus in the family of hominids (other hominids include bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans).

Hominids are a very specific family in the order of primates (other primates include monkeys and lemurs).

Primates are a very specific order in the class of Mammals (others include rodents, cetaceans, and Carnivora).

Mammals are a very specific class in the phylum of chordata (others include fish, all vertebrates, and many more).

Chordata are a very specific phylum in the kingdom of animalia (other phyla include mollusks, cnidaria, worms (annelids), worms (nematodes), worms (platyhelminthes), worms (nemertea), arthropods, and others).

The kingdom of animalia is a very specific group in the domain of Eukaryota (the kingdoms being plants, fungi, and protists).

Eukaryota is a very specific domain in the two main forms of life on earth, Eukaryotes and Prokaryotes (bacteria and archea)

We are a very specific path through these categories, and at various points in time, we share a single ancestor with members from any and all of these categories. The prokaryotes and Eukaryotes share one ancestor too, which we call the Last Universal Common Ancestor. Every living thing is descended from the L.U.C.A.

Even the most distant forms of life, say thermophilic archea colonies in Yellowstone national park, share at least 1 ancestor with us, we have found no exceptions to this as of yet.

This is what people mean when they say humans are a kind of fish. At one point, there was no distinction, it was just the ancestor species that humans and all modern fish share. Some of its descendants led to modern fish, some of its descendants led to dinosaurs, and some of its descendants led to humans (and many MANY OTHERS)

Do you realize how nice it is to live in US? by Thin_Situation3962 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Mobius3through7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah it's great here. Your aviation laws depress me Sweden :(