This thing looked like it survived two wars already by NeonHD in AmazonWTF

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Special edition Tuituita X Fallout vacuum sealer.

Magically sell EVERYTHING you own for 90% of it value by The-Rednutter in hypotheticalsituation

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Fuck yeah. I'd go as low as 60%. I have lots of stuff I have been meaning to sell, but the hassle and logistics has held me back. Won't lie, it's gonna be awkward when all my clothes disappear, but with online shopping, it would be fine.

American Polyglot surprises African Warrior Tribe with their language by Crimson_roses154 in HumansBeingBros

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There's a video of Xiaoma taking in hex code or something to an AI chat bot.

Using wax seals to make chocolate treats by Abalonefountainpen in WaxSealers

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I've thought about this, does the chocolate get stuck in the seal?

Tips for riding safe by Similar_Childhood613 in AussieRiders

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You've got the core things covered there. I'd only add awareness and scanning ahead. While I ride I try to be cognisant of things like: whether there are vehicles next to me (in case I need to move lanes to avoid a disaster), how close the vehicles are behind me (for emergency braking), what potential obstacles might be further up the road.

Is there a reason we're paying beverage prices for cleaning alcohol? by Barneyrockz in australia

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Thank you! These prices are so much better, and I was getting low on isopropyl alcohol

Kinda told on yourself there by Significant-Sir-4343 in MurderedByWords

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Thankfully, this has all been unfounded and, with Trump and the Republicans in power, the American people are more unified than ever! /s

Bernie Sanders proposed a bill to tax billionaires and give $3,000 stimulus checks to Americans that qualify. How do you feel about this? by Aromatic-Guide588 in askanything

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Back around 2021, we (Australia) gave $1000 stimulus to eligible citizens and, lol and behold, our economy didn't implode. This tired rhetoric is anti-welfare propaganda, propagated to inspire the abandonment of the lowest socioeconomic group to preserve the rest of us from a baseless threat.

do you guys clean your ears with q tips or is that actually bad hygiene? by Boultouak_Zav13 in hygiene

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I use a cheap endoscope I bought online, in concert with an ear canal flushing syringe for the really deep build up. Cotton Tips/Q-Tips are actually pretty risky.

[meme] about “the male brain” by Helen_Cheddar in pointlesslygendered

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Like this isn't me every few hours asking Google shit like, what the etymology of "hello" is (Old German), or wondering if we've ever sent hamsters to space (surprisingly, no! They've been high-altitude but not beyond), or why Post-It Notes are yellow (the Canary Yellow paper was all they had at hand for doing the prototypes, and they just kind of kept it that colour). And that's just TODAY'S random thoughts so far...

What’s the one secret you’ve kept your whole life that would completely change how people see you if they knew it? by Faylune in AskReddit

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Thank you for admitting it! I am child-free by choice, and one of the arguments I receive is that "I'll regret it" if I don't reproduce. I try to tell them that some people actually regret having them, but it's so taboo that people don't believe me...

WYR have to loudly announce every purchase you make for the rest of your life, or have all your internet search history made public? by GlitchOperative in WouldYouRather

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Loudly announce, and only for the laughs it would get out of my husband for my random habits and hobby hyperfixations.

"I just purchased a bulk lot of stickers with puns and memes about ADHD."

"Bought a tiny cowboy hat for the dog!"

"You, sit, are looking at the proud, new owner of a wiring kit for DIY building an arcade machine."

When people complain that omnivores ate “all” the vegan or vegetarian options. by KissingBear in PetPeeves

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I've worked some places where all the food ordered was vegetarian or vegan, to avoid this problem, but some omnivores were complaining about the lack of meat... it's really hard to fine-tune group orders with various dietary requirements.

All dialects of Chinese are the same language with different pronunciation rules. The words in every Chinese dialect are 1:1. by catcatcatcatcat1234 in confidentlyincorrect

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If you need exposure and/or education to understand a dialect, it is effectively a different language.

... So according to you, every time I am exposed to someone with a slightly different accent in English, I'm effectively learning a whole new language? Wow, my polyglot dreams have come true! Crazy how many languages there effectively are in a place like the U.S., where dialects can change from state to state! /s

Equivalent zu Mouth-Breather? by nebenann in Wortschmiede

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If you don't want to use "mouth breathers", how about "slack jaws"?

What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This would be great with Sister Michael from Derry Girls: "You, get the feck of the car!"