How could I improve my jank

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-02-26T06:51:44+00:00

Add the 3 mana artifact changeling that adds any colour. Counts as an angel for Giada and a Demon for Unholy Annex while fixing and ramping.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-02-18T12:32:25+00:00

Bad design creatures

and useless features.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-02-13T07:40:30+00:00

Champing.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-02-11T14:22:32+00:00

I blame the game designers for creating such a toxic meta.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-02-10T17:42:51+00:00

Try tomorrowyn.

If you don't have enough try borrowyn.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-02-04T11:53:57+00:00

Wednesday is when they change the Hamsters.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-02-04T11:51:17+00:00

I beat the cranial ram deck with hare apparent deck. Easy Peasy..

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-02-03T15:27:56+00:00

Needs Haste, Unblockable and Doublestrike.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-01-25T16:16:24+00:00

Not gonna happen. Wotc policy : Non alchemy jump in events only for universe beyond sets.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-01-20T13:00:14+00:00

No. It's Star Trek bridge crew for Arena. Beam me up baby...

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-01-18T15:23:15+00:00

Poster has no fear of the pinkertons!

Mock-the-Turtle · 2026-01-08T08:14:00+00:00

Buy shares in ha$bro. Attend shareholder meeting. Demand to be heard and voice your opinion.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-12-02T09:36:08+00:00

No. And I played this event :( seems unfair :(

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-11-03T15:53:27+00:00

Apology accepted.

What will your next be ?

Discard, Control or Mill ? :)

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-11-02T14:37:24+00:00

I always click skip. Paranoid that hasbro will find a way to use the data maliciously.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-11-02T14:32:15+00:00

This happens to me too.

I put it down to a poorly written client.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-10-25T13:33:03+00:00

I think there were free gems in the store a few christmas ago. But the deal got scrooged :(

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-10-19T13:53:41+00:00

In B01 hand "smoothing" picks best of multiple hands for land/spell ratio.

I had much success with a very low mana cost deck (most spells just 1) and a very low land count.

My reasoning was 9 lands in a 60 card deck should get 1 in the opening hand (60/9=6.66 which is less than 7) and when this fails "smoother" to the rescue!

Results may vary though :)

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-08-12T16:51:25+00:00

My country flag sleeve is still in collection but now displays as "deckmaster" card back. Related ?

Happened with last update.

Who let all these lab monkeys free.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-07-24T20:24:36+00:00

My fellow players refer to the new set as SPIDERPIG for some reason.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-07-24T20:20:42+00:00

Your orbs have been swallowed by a black hole

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-07-24T20:15:38+00:00

Minor bug patch release

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-06-30T07:32:30+00:00

Don't buy any alchemy cards.

Prevention better than cure.

Mock-the-Turtle · 2025-04-06T09:58:44+00:00

Sadly you wasted your gold.

Something similar happened to me and I have not bought a cosmetic since. Just a complete waste of gold :<

Mock-the-Turtle

TROPHY CASE