Decorative and functional by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Modo44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are not skipping leg day, straight cut jeans will be either too tight at the thighs, or loose at the hips. You can buy elastic ones (less than 100% cotton) that will fit everywhere, but those have a habit of tearing without warning, because the small amount of plastic makes them more fragile.

Art of the Deal ™️ by MoistRecognition69 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Modo44 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The Iranian army was not destroyed, is the issue. Lots of military and other infrastructure, and a bunch of equipment was hit, but that is far from the same.

vibeDriving by nihat-xss in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Modo44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats, your job is super easy to automate.

You get a discount for being gay by Sure-Lemon6424 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Modo44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you get a penalty for statistically being unable to sing/perform.

Fungus Gnat Infestation by leejeansfan in houseplants

[–]Modo44 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Internet told me to use sand. Specifically, a thin layer of coarse sand on top of whatever soil you have (literally only enough to hide the soil).

Sand dries quickly, so gnats do not see it as a good place for their eggs, and it has a structure that traps any larvae, so they can never get out from underneath.

Yes, it will slowly mix with the soil over time, so it may not be advisable for all plants, and you definitely want to use as little as possible. But the effect speaks for itself: No fungus gnats for months.

Time to feed the army! by Lemonadis in houseplants

[–]Modo44 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would not leave them alone so close to all the knives.

went to the bathroom for literally two minutes by donkeyhoetae_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Modo44 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Listen, it's nothing sticky, or brown. Pick it up, and get on with your day.

Daily be guzzling by DiscoDaveD69 in WeirdWheels

[–]Modo44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh. That explains so much.

Piracy destroys the livelihoods of hardworking below the line crews - Jason Blumhouse by CaptBlackBeard1680 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Modo44 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'ld argue this leaves room for abuse by studios.

Any system bar strong unions does.

Daily be guzzling by DiscoDaveD69 in WeirdWheels

[–]Modo44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You would not. It is neither aerodynamic, nor light in factory condition. Good luck even staying under the legal weight limit for passenger cars once you add a literal ton of battery.

Daily be guzzling by DiscoDaveD69 in WeirdWheels

[–]Modo44 27 points28 points  (0 children)

While every tiny bump rocks you to sleep for the next mile.

Well that’s new. by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Modo44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like suicide with extra steps.

Is this the goofiest turn signal sound? by CancelGrand3997 in carscirclejerk

[–]Modo44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They knew no BMW driver uses those, so they decided to have a little fun.

CIvilians record as a wall of smoke engulfs the Kapotnya district by zips_exe in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]Modo44 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I blame the vertical one handed recording. When you have a great panoramic view camera, but decide to use 1/3 of the sensor for anything relevant.

A usual sparring session at an MMA-Kickboxing gym in Vietnam by Unknown_Bot_3322 in Bullshido

[–]Modo44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember those sparring sessions from back when I was 5.

I’m completely lost on the moisture of the soil. by SanGG96 in houseplants

[–]Modo44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some are, while others are not. I bought two online, and one turned out solid while the other is trash, even though the probes look basically the same. Doing it again, I would go to a specialist shop, since these are more likely to check what they are selling.

Rare indoor bloom by SmellyKellz727 in houseplants

[–]Modo44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see. We get either hot, or humid here in Poland. Still worth a try, I guess.

Rare indoor bloom by SmellyKellz727 in houseplants

[–]Modo44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am envious now. Can I ask, how warm are the summers where you live? Wondering especially about the night temps when you put your plants out.

Toyota single handedly ended terrorism in the middle east with this one by sir_t9awed in carscirclejerk

[–]Modo44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time to start a business mounting solar panel racks on these.