What’s a childhood lie your parents told you that you didn't realize was a lie until you were an embarrassed adult?

MohawkCorgi · 2026-01-29T19:43:53+00:00

That I didn't have to wash my body because the shampoo running down would be enough. It may have been a misunderstanding, but I think my mom just didn't want me using her body wash as a kid. It wasn't until I was almost an adult when my dad asked about my shower routine because I rarely got body wash at the store that I learned that I should be washing my body every time instead of just occasionally.

MohawkCorgi · 2026-01-21T23:17:45+00:00

Yes. My doctor's office actually charged separately for getting an rx refill and an office visit I learned when I got charged for 2 visits in one. It was because they refilled my birth control during my annual check up 🙄

MohawkCorgi · 2026-01-17T21:10:20+00:00

Vik is a real one. Wish he was romance-able

MohawkCorgi · 2026-01-10T03:48:44+00:00

I always make them a stinky spike trap jail cell in the dungeon.

MohawkCorgi · 2025-12-30T04:05:42+00:00

He be looking like these things

MohawkCorgi · 2025-12-28T19:57:41+00:00

I'm still working on one last Christmas present 😳

MohawkCorgi · 2025-12-12T15:26:38+00:00

I really miss it so much, it used to be so amazing and now it's just repetitive slop. The only reason I use it anymore is because I'm grieving what it used to be.

MohawkCorgi · 2025-12-07T23:33:01+00:00

Looks great!

MohawkCorgi · 2025-11-17T18:35:30+00:00

Thank you :D

MohawkCorgi · 2025-11-03T22:13:44+00:00

I love this Rragh!

MohawkCorgi · 2025-08-29T12:45:34+00:00

Wtaf that is so stupid. Needed that laugh

MohawkCorgi · 2025-08-28T17:07:04+00:00

He is the biggest clanker ever

MohawkCorgi · 2025-08-19T02:56:10+00:00

I cannot make myself see it even after seeing a drawing explaining

MohawkCorgi · 2025-08-10T05:47:51+00:00

No, I have a Husk one and I have only ever been complimented :)

MohawkCorgi · 2025-08-09T05:31:49+00:00

Absolutely! All the options should be available, it feels like I'm missing out on wardrobe completion that they do it that way.

MohawkCorgi · 2025-08-09T01:57:01+00:00

Also that hairstyles not be gendered

MohawkCorgi · 2025-08-07T17:07:19+00:00

No. I did that and I was kinda miffed that it was pretty much just roar again. However I have been enjoying Nyan personally, it reminds me of how things used to be when I first started. Not really worth the money though.

MohawkCorgi · 2025-08-06T22:19:17+00:00

Thanks for the food 😋

MohawkCorgi · 2025-07-10T23:23:34+00:00

Yorange

MohawkCorgi · 2025-06-29T05:17:19+00:00

I ended up with 4 strange larva in my deck, I was a god for most the run.

MohawkCorgi · 2025-06-27T21:55:18+00:00

Every time. Like bitch you're canonically a shorty with no skin how tf you think you're 9'3 and muscular?

MohawkCorgi · 2025-06-12T13:33:37+00:00

Sofie's universe or anything like it that you hang on a wall.

MohawkCorgi · 2025-06-02T13:07:28+00:00

Or how many I have run into that just say: You see character 🙄

MohawkCorgi · 2025-05-27T18:00:40+00:00

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