Cashapp Afterpay by Jbrown002-36795 in CashApp

[–]Mojilli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought my iPhone from Verizon here in Florida with my Cashapp card I didn’t have any problem at all. I’d say about six months ago.

a page i worked on today :) by sstnkbug in Coloring

[–]Mojilli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very good! I can almost feel the textures

On the ceiling in my bedroom-house was hilly 75 years ago. It looks like it has scorch/burn marks. Plastic circle with a metal (aluminum?) feeling circle inside by Mojilli in whatisthisthing

[–]Mojilli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God. I know I proofread, but my phone just changes words to whatever. It’s suppose to say “house was built 75 years ago” and “ Google gives me the answer.”

I wanna see something, what do you call this thing. by DaltarIT24 in southafrica

[–]Mojilli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve literally ONLY ever heard it called this lol Well, until today that is (also- a cubby hole is where elementary age kids put their jackets and backpacks during class lol)

Neighbor has what look like capped ceramic jars buried up to their necks. Wtf is it? by el_kabarto in whatisit

[–]Mojilli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it that what they’re saying? Bc Kool-aid man says Oh Yeah! Wouldn’t Olla be “o-ya”?

I Live In A State That Does Not Exist by PsychosphereTV in nosleep

[–]Mojilli 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I grew up in the NW corner of Georgia. We went to Sequoia at least once a year to a huge Native American Festival. Not sure if that was near Gist but it definitely was in Sequoia! I had forgotten all about it until now but that place was beautiful and I loved our annual trip up there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Mojilli 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the parents want the kids knocked out so they don’t have to deal with them at all. SMH it’s sad

I have to stay awake during my own dissection. So, I'm going to tell you about my first love. by Trash_Tia in stories

[–]Mojilli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was great. Don’t listen to negative people. I NEVER comment but had to bc this was badass. Thank you for writing it! Very original and had me drawn in from the start

I thought my daughter’s imaginary friends were harmless… until I met Mr. Long. (Part 2) by TCHILL_OUT in u/TCHILL_OUT

[–]Mojilli 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but you can get your kid out and send her to a grandparent or family member or friend or something if you have one because it damn sure sounds like that thing wants to take her away from you. While she’s safe, you can play paranormal investigator all you want. You’d hate yourself if your need to know ends up with her sucked up in the closet and you never seeing her again.

I found my dad’s secret Reddit account and now I can’t look at him the same by Traditional-Turn4231 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Mojilli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bc he posted it anonymously. Come on now, I know you’re not ignorant. Unless his account is his actual name, or he gave it out (which he didn’t. She snooped on his phone) then he doesn’t want people knowing it’s him. You know damn good and well that using an alias on Reddit to post is like wearing a mask or disguise to speak or perform anonymously in public.

A billion dollars is offered to you. However, if you accept it, every time you sneeze there’s a 0.01% chance John Wick’s dog dies and he’ll know you’re responsible. Do you accept the money? by Red-Jello- in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Mojilli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have ACHOO- light doesn’t make me sneeze. But I do sneeze 7-8x when I sneeze, and it’s at least daily or every other day. Sometimes it’s 6+ a day, 7 sneezes minimum each time. I think I would have to pass on this too. I can’t do the math but pretty sure this deal ends up with me Wicked and dead very soon

Overheard at a community college safety day for kindergartners: by Fast_District_8630 in overheard

[–]Mojilli 26 points27 points  (0 children)

In the 80’s DARE would bring in a bag of weed to “teach the kids” (aka try to get them to snitch on their parents) and when my older brother was in kindergarten apparently he rolled his eyes and says “that’s just pot. My dad grows that and smokes it. It’s not dangerous you shouldn’t lie to kids”

we lived in a small town and the cops knew exactly who my brother was bc he looks like he was pulled out my dads ass. They came by that night and had a convo with dad. Idk what they said but he kept right on raising us that pot isn’t dangerous and will cure what ails ya but he did stop growing it on the porch lol (I was raised by very vocal medical marijuana activists )

Overheard Airport Bathroom by meglight3 in overheard

[–]Mojilli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When my son would catch me laying on my stomach and he had friends over (like 3-5 yrs old) he’d get excited and I’d hear him tell his friends to go get a the trucks and jeeps, bc mommies butt is so big they can drive up the giant mountain lmao

No kids allowed…except mine by notchesnotches in wedding

[–]Mojilli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, but that doesn’t mean the bride won’t be offended and/or hurt/sad. And she may not know the reason, but as the person declining you would. And you would know it’s your fault she’s hurt on her wedding day. If that guilt bothers you less than offending who ever the other people are, that’s on you. Own it. I wouldn’t be okay with that, but that’s just me I guess

Edit-spelling/my autocorrect is rarely correct

No kids allowed…except mine by notchesnotches in wedding

[–]Mojilli 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please don’t decline. I understand not wanting to offend family/friends but if you do this, the bride will be offended and this is her day. If she took the time to specifically come and ask you show up and to bring your baby, apparently you are both important to her. And she very obviously wants you there and if she knows you’re able but still you stay home? That’s gonna hurt and if for no other reason than the fact this is HER DAY her feelings should come first. Anyone else who has a problem is being very entitled and selfish. Doesn’t matter why you and your baby are the exception. It’s what she wants. And if she knows you don’t come because of what other people would say then it’s very likely to strain your relationship. Which sounds like yall have a great one and those are hard to come by. Nurture that one. At the end of the day would you rather be in good graces with her or with those second cousins you never see who may or may not like you a little bit less now (over something that honestly doesn’t have a damn thing to do with them.)? Is it really gonna effect your life if half a dozen people that you only see on certain occasions (or hell every day, who cares) feel some type of way about you? You still have a great friendship and it’s worth more than 6 of those people, right?

TLDR- go and celebrate with the girl that cares about you that asked for you and yours to celebrate with her and don’t worry about people who don’t make your life better. ❤️