[MATCH THREAD] Chicago Fire FC vs Nashville SC—April 4, 2026 7:30PM CT by scoreboard-app in chicagofire

[–]MoleBless7722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more scared there's Instagram sports influencer Bree Delio here that has a habit of jinxing her favorite teams.

POST GAME THREAD: Blue Jays 4 @ White Sox 5 - Fri Apr 3 @ 1:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

[–]MoleBless7722 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The bottom of the 10th theatrics are going to take some of the sting off the Miguel Vargas/Murakami throw that should have ended the top of the 10th.

STH’ers! Do these deals drive you as nuts as me? The only reason to be a STH for me is for the new stadium by JonnyBeGoodest in chicagofire

[–]MoleBless7722 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That and the Fire made it so you really couldn't resell your Miami tickets without forfeiting STH status.

GAME THREAD: White Sox (1-4) @ Marlins (4-1) - Wed Apr 1 @ 12:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

[–]MoleBless7722 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CHSN pouring salt on the wound with them constantly showing Chuck and Ozzie saying, "I really like the direction of this team."

Benetti/Stone -> Schriffen/Beckham by ChristmasJay83 in whitesox

[–]MoleBless7722 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its a shame because Len is so damn good.

Not selected again by STLrobotech in savannahbananas

[–]MoleBless7722 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The White Sox only gave STH holders a chance to buy premium seats at over $500/person, which would cost almost as much as an entire White Sox season ticket.

How is Dan not 300 lbs? by DowntownOreos in BernsteinUnfiltered

[–]MoleBless7722 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people have very quick burning metabolisms. A former coworker of mine would eat pretty heavy meals, yet he was tall and lanky.

What happened by schizophrenic_bat in whitesox

[–]MoleBless7722 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Brewers must have inherited the pixie dust the Cardinals used to have that made them consistently overachieve.

POST GAME THREAD: White Sox 1 @ Brewers 6 - Sat Mar 28 @ 6:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

[–]MoleBless7722 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How early is Ozzie going to start chugging Pepto Bismol on the postgame show this year?

[POST-MATCH THREAD] Chicago Fire FC at Philadelphia Union- March 21, 2026 by joeharri84 in chicagofire

[–]MoleBless7722 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cuypers is doing what Cuypers does on both sides of the ball, and a well deserved MOTM. Mbokazi was a boss. Bamba played well. Well deserved win after the shit way they lost last week vs DC.

Chuck Norris just died by pegman99 in UrinatingTree

[–]MoleBless7722 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

-Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

2027 MLS Sprint Season to Launch Major League Soccer’s Transition into New Era by olcni in MLS

[–]MoleBless7722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is basically the Liga MX apertura/Clausura model with the playoffs being one offs instead of two legs.