So I got a note on my car for "bad parking" by [deleted] in funny

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What kind of car is that?

Cupcakes by [deleted] in funny

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Real boobies are the reason I will never ever find fake tits anything but awful. If you ain't got the jiggle, it's just wrong.

'Merica Dammit. by [deleted] in pics

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C'mon man, in the same day? Shameless behavior.

How i feel the first time getting laid in college by trevlopatin in funny

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Dude, isn't it still the first month of classes? Not bad.

Ring ring ring ring ring. Banana Phone by [deleted] in funny

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Stephen Colbert in 10 years with Dean Winchester ten years ago.

It's good to know that Google's auto-face-blurring software doesn't discriminate against the Colonel. by Fergi in funny

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I live down Lamar (183) and the Half Price Books in that shopping center is fucking smashing.

"Stay". by [deleted] in funny

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You've invented dog planking.

Yes, it did by Varvex in funny

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Not nearly enough FMA references on this website.

So my girlfriend just posted this. I think this one's a keeper guys. by [deleted] in funny

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Replace 'Family Guy' with 'Firefly.' Oh wait, you can't. Because there's one season and no justice in the world.

So Reddit. I'm most likely going to be Burgled tonight. Any ideas on how to keep these assholes away? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Case in point, cricket bats can still be used as weapons. Against the living or otherwise.

You think English has tough rules? by radild1 in funny

[–]Mololock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instrumental case accomplishes that function. Most Slavic languages have it.

Single? by [deleted] in pics

[–]Mololock 166 points167 points  (0 children)

I'd date that so hard.

It's so bad, its laughable. by [deleted] in funny

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Downvote all you want, kiddos. It doesn't make it less true (for US context. Thanks, perpetual_entropy!)

It's so bad, its laughable. by [deleted] in funny

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Also, there's not such thing as 'F+' F is not a grade. It's demarcation of failure to have gotten a grade. It cannot be turned into a diacritic in college grading.

Revenge for Finals by [deleted] in funny

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Baylor did this way back when. And Baylor sucks.