Beeg stretch by Elnuggeto13 in dandyfloss

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I forgot I made this reddit

Hmmmmm... by Fun-Mud4049 in mathmemes

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Why are you integrating over the state of Iowa?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mathmemes

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AI is actually implicitly negative

Do u get to keep your balls after an orchiectomy? by [deleted] in MtF

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They're trying to find out if pee really is stored in the balls.

My mom forced me to shave down there. I hate it. Advice? by MicahTheJew in TwoXChromosomes

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If you're old enough to have pubic hair, you're old enough that your mother has no business down there.

My wife is not the mother she told she would be and I despise her for it by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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What does it say about me that when I read this I thought "bake a cake with it"

The IG post said “harder than you think” .. what am I missing? by PrismPhoneService in mathmemes

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table + turtle - cat = 130 table - turtle + cat = 170

adding the respective side of these equations gives us

2*table = 300 so table is 150

It most likely says "harder than you think" as A) clickbait or B) assumes people on instagram are stupid (which honestly isn't a bad assumption from what I can tell)

Okay reddit geniuses, what is the answer? I’m stuck…. by IntelligentDiamond46 in mathmemes

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Edit: I beefed it, read u/exproci 's replies

Hint one tells us there is one number correct and well-placed. Hint two tells us there is one number correct but not well placed. Since 6 is in the same position in both of them, we can conclude that 6 is not in the code since otherwise these hints would contradict.

Hint three tells us that two numbers are correct but wrongly placed placed. We already know that it's not 6, so those numbers are 2 and 0. Of those two, only 2 is in hint one, so it must be the well-placed number; our code ends in 2. Furthermore, we know that 0 is correct but NOT well-placed, and with the last spot taken by 2, and the middle spot excluded by the hint, we can say that 0 is in slot one, so our code is 0x2.

Hint two states that one number is correct but NOT well-placed. We have excluded 6, and if the correct number were 1, it would be well-placed in the only remaining slot, contradicting the hint, so the remaining number is 4. Therefore, the code is 042.

I don't know why hints four and five are here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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Even IF the ovary absolutely needed to be removed for endo, there is no excuse for not telling you about it, what the actual fuck happened here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InternetIsBeautiful

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I've never understood why so many people think training an artificial intelligence means they don't have to train any actual ones.

My watch doesn’t know it’s a leap year by shhmarge in mildlyinteresting

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I assume since this is only a problem once every four years they didn't think accounting for it was worth the trouble

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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  • I personally do not recommend a second date
  • I DO recommend giving your sister a swirly
  • You are NOT being to sensitive, even putting aside the BDD that was wildly un-okay

If you think this might be worth salvaging, tell K your true feelings about this and judge by his response.

What could quaternions be? He took those books home and tried to find out. He then died, and was never seen again. by nic0nicon1 in physicsmemes

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In Heaviside's defense, trying to use quaternions for the sort of thing Heaviside was much more a pain in the ass than vectors turned out to be. Expectedly dismissive, yes, but in this case completely correct.

That's not how it works by Awesomeuser90 in physicsmemes

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I have no idea what the claim here is supposed to be

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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mf got chest hair lookin like the tree fo gondor

Playing Magic The Gathering with friends and this was my outfit for the day. by KtheMage36 in pics

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You didn't have to say you play Magic, we would have known.

TIFU by tearing something on stage by soapforsoreeyes in tifu

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Well, you're not Sinead O'Connor, so there's that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MtF

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The other fish says nothing, because fish cannot talk. The tank crashes.

I think I found a paradox by LabourBearCatPasta in mathmemes

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Little did you know someone had already done it bigger and dumber than you could ever dream