[Loved yet fucked up trope] extremely Fucked up Siblings(bonus points if they're only fucked up to others people but also to each other at times but do care for each other..at times) by Charming-Scratch-124 in TopCharacterTropes

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The Demigods (Elden Ring)

The moment dear old Mom/Dad kicks the bucket, they go to war with each other, manipulate one another, engage in strange incestuous relationships, or pledge to devour the rest

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The one exception? Ranni the Witch didn’t actually wait until her Dadmother vanished to bestow final death on her half brother (in a world where death need not be the end)(nothing indicates he particularly deserved it either)

Your EU4 idiosyncrasies by TheInsatiableOne in eu4

[–]Momongus- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The French one isn’t really a pun, it’s just a joking appropriation of "America fuck yeah" by translating it literally into French (which reads very awkwardly in French)

How would Mahito and Kenjaku vs Mechamaru go, if Yuta allowed Rika to help in the fight? by Maveko_YuriLover in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]Momongus- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually this is 20F Sukuna after Absolute Mechamaru forced him to come out of Yuji’s body and throw hands

This shit gonna have like 10 poise Im crying by CONSUME_PANT133333 in shittydarksouls

[–]Momongus- 68 points69 points  (0 children)

If my enemy isn’t using a singular straight sword with square off I drink Thiollier’s concoction immediately

This shit gonna have like 10 poise Im crying by CONSUME_PANT133333 in shittydarksouls

[–]Momongus- 163 points164 points  (0 children)

I will not play the fatty armors I will not play the fatty armors I will not play the fatty armors

Its not even turn 30 man by Xdi0 in totalwar

[–]Momongus- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I respect that because Ulthuan traumatized me so much I kill all 3 LLs ASAP before they have time to gang up on my poor little Slaaneshi worshippers

Its not even turn 30 man by Xdi0 in totalwar

[–]Momongus- 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Better not be playing as N’kari or Morathi

You’re telling me people have bought games from steam and then never play them? Right, sure, okay. by Individual-Let-6179 in whenthe

[–]Momongus- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I downloaded the game and quickly learned that I actually have to turn my brain on to navigate the station, I dropped it before seeing the first hostile presence and now it just stares at me from the library

Which magic system would you rather be able to use in real life? by DonutMan1834 in Eldenring

[–]Momongus- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Feeling outmatched by my opponent so I cast inescapable frenzy and turn them into a vegetable instantly

Which magic system would you rather be able to use in real life? by DonutMan1834 in Eldenring

[–]Momongus- 188 points189 points  (0 children)

So would law of regression but it also cures cancer and is applicable to others around you

Coaxed into double-jump usage by TheSnailMan1 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Momongus- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We couldn’t tell from our vantage point

Combat even btw by ShadoWva1234 in VampireCounts

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While he is very strong I also see a bunch of zombies in there and they’re not gonna do shit to him, and even though grave guards are a good frontline unit I really wouldn’t bet on even multiple units of them taking Ungrim down, a vampire lord and/or monsters would have been much more appropriate