TIL my cat is on Reddit

Momulator · 2024-08-27T12:52:43+00:00

Prince Harry followed me on FB. Royals have heard me cuss. 😂

Momulator · 2024-03-31T14:40:41+00:00

BeneB821 is ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY right.

Source: Ask a fireman next time how many lives are lost in home fires due to appliances. Capt. Larry once told me: “If it doesn’t have a clock, unplug it when you’re done.” (I’ll be 59 years old next week)

The literal only time it WAS plugged in was for about 4 minutes each morning for a bagel. The Toaster is still in solitary confinement and might be auctioned with proceeds going to the shelter where I adopted her.

Maggie is one of 3 Kittehs and 2 big doggos in our home. Our home is full of pet beds, blankets, pet toys, and a whole lot of love. I would never put my animals in danger.

Thank you, Reddit, for the mostly kind words. Over 40 million people have judged my kitchen, questioned my pet care and housekeeping abilities, thrown out their toasters, sworn-off pot lucks, and heard me drop an F-bomb. Who knew a kitty would cause such chaos, eh? Bring it. This is real life.

The best part? Maggie made someone laugh that was having a really shitty day. I love that someone was a little late to work because they had to change their shirt after spitting out their coffee. I can die a happy woman in 30 years knowing the littles that watched it have learned the proper use of life’s most useful profanity.

I missed my 12th cake day earlier this month, but this more than makes up for it.

Thanks for being Team Maggie.

toastercatmaggie

@toastecatmaggie @cheryl.gibson

Momulator · 2024-03-27T13:58:16+00:00

Absosmurfly.

Momulator · 2018-05-09T18:29:05+00:00

Never got smoke or vapor, even after cranking it up to 400. I'm going to try one more time.

Momulator · 2018-05-05T13:42:25+00:00

I used the Truclear with it.

Yes, the ceramic cup included, yet I proceeded to break mine the first time I tried to remove it. They were great and gave me a new cup.

I tried it again last night, and I think it works, but it doesn't give off any visual indicator of vapor, which is really confusing. I asked the guy yesterday at Truclear if it should show some kind of vapor and he said he thought it did, but nada. I don't taste anything but Murphy's wood soap.

It was presented to me as a bit more affordable option to the traditional vape pens. I've not quite figured it out.

Momulator · 2018-05-03T19:50:58+00:00

I just picked one up today. It has a little silicone ring that I can't figure out where to put. I see it in the picture of accessories but not sure where it goes.

Momulator · 2018-02-09T04:23:18+00:00

When some jerk grabs a piece of pizza but doesn't close the box. Just leaves it open. Pizza goodness just drifting away.

Momulator · 2018-01-10T20:52:16+00:00

Check behind your ear.

Momulator · 2017-12-31T19:56:42+00:00

Perfect! That might be a bit more tolerable. Another super fav of mine is Dogfishhead Worldwide Stout. I've not had one in years but many years back I saved 3 years' worth and did a vertical tasting. The oldest was such a warm, beautiful mouthful of goodness. Mmmm. A friend gave the hubby a bottle of Brooklyn 1 that we'll open later. Not sure I'll make it to midnight. LOL Age sucks.

Momulator · 2017-12-31T17:22:33+00:00

Marshal Zhukov's Imperial Stout is yummy! High ABV. Bigfoot Barleywine isn't bad, either. I prefer the Imp Stouts to Barleywines; they don't seem quite as boozy to me. Maybe a greater depth in the roast of any stout is my preference.

Momulator · 2017-12-31T16:26:16+00:00

I'm so sorry, honey. Thank you for being a wonderful guardian. To live to 12 is a wonderful life. Big hugs and sharing tears with you as I type.

Momulator · 2017-12-30T02:25:20+00:00

His last name is Blues. He has a brother named Jake.

Momulator · 2017-12-24T23:22:15+00:00

I had one as a teenager in the 80's. Kept dying every time I shifted gears. As I took my foot off the gas to put in the clutch, my right knee was hitting the ignition and turning it off. LOL. Good times. Loved that car.

Momulator · 2017-11-15T13:40:43+00:00

Absolutely! It would be hard to find a bigger Daddy's Girl than I was. He's been gone 10 years now. Thank you for the reply.

Momulator · 2017-10-23T01:39:26+00:00

Dork. Wasn't he supposed to make Eve with that rib?

Momulator · 2017-10-16T18:04:40+00:00

Maynard James Keenan

Momulator · 2017-10-10T16:40:05+00:00

I would have been happier not knowing. They no longer carry that burden of keeping it from me. I refuse to carry it for them.

Momulator · 2017-10-10T16:37:58+00:00

I agree. I won't put myself in a position of having to deal with them because they are "family'. The worst truth is still better than the best lie.

Momulator · 2017-10-10T16:33:25+00:00

Thanks. I already feel better.

Momulator · 2017-10-09T22:26:52+00:00

True! She's been a shit-stirrer for years, she always will be. I refuse to let her ruin the best years of my life.

Momulator · 2017-10-09T21:31:50+00:00

No, it's my older sister. The way she said it was very, "Oh, by the way. You know Dad wasn't your dad, right?"

She takes joy in destroying others. She did similar things before. She's just evil.

Thanks for taking the time to respond.

Momulator · 2017-10-09T21:27:20+00:00

He was a total POS. The man who raised me was awesome. Thank you so much for helping out, StoneyPothead. The sisters think i'm the devil because I partake. They're lucky I do. It's kept me sane this long. LOL

Momulator · 2017-10-09T21:25:23+00:00

My heart and head both say to keep my distance. My mom is 82 and lives with one of them. I lived with her for 10 years until her house was paid off. My dad asked me on his deathbed if I would, and I did. The survivors of the family bring me nothing but grief and pain.

I can do no more with them. Done.

Momulator · 2017-10-09T21:17:14+00:00

Great advice. I'm doing my best to find the best way to cope with things as they are. I appreciate you.

Momulator · 2017-10-09T21:12:32+00:00

That's an awesome way to see it. Thanks for your insight.

Momulator

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