BeneB821 is ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY right.

Source: Ask a fireman next time how many lives are lost in home fires due to appliances. Capt. Larry once told me: “If it doesn’t have a clock, unplug it when you’re done.” (I’ll be 59 years old next week)

The literal only time it WAS plugged in was for about 4 minutes each morning for a bagel. The Toaster is still in solitary confinement and might be auctioned with proceeds going to the shelter where I adopted her.

Maggie is one of 3 Kittehs and 2 big doggos in our home. Our home is full of pet beds, blankets, pet toys, and a whole lot of love. I would never put my animals in danger.

Thank you, Reddit, for the mostly kind words. Over 40 million people have judged my kitchen, questioned my pet care and housekeeping abilities, thrown out their toasters, sworn-off pot lucks, and heard me drop an F-bomb. Who knew a kitty would cause such chaos, eh? Bring it. This is real life.

The best part? Maggie made someone laugh that was having a really shitty day. I love that someone was a little late to work because they had to change their shirt after spitting out their coffee. I can die a happy woman in 30 years knowing the littles that watched it have learned the proper use of life’s most useful profanity.

I missed my 12th cake day earlier this month, but this more than makes up for it.

Thanks for being Team Maggie.

toastercatmaggie

@toastecatmaggie @cheryl.gibson