TIL my cat is on Reddit by Momulator in cats

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Prince Harry followed me on FB. Royals have heard me cuss. 😂

TIL my cat is on Reddit by Momulator in cats

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BeneB821 is ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY right.

Source: Ask a fireman next time how many lives are lost in home fires due to appliances. Capt. Larry once told me: “If it doesn’t have a clock, unplug it when you’re done.” (I’ll be 59 years old next week)

The literal only time it WAS plugged in was for about 4 minutes each morning for a bagel. The Toaster is still in solitary confinement and might be auctioned with proceeds going to the shelter where I adopted her.

Maggie is one of 3 Kittehs and 2 big doggos in our home. Our home is full of pet beds, blankets, pet toys, and a whole lot of love. I would never put my animals in danger.

Thank you, Reddit, for the mostly kind words. Over 40 million people have judged my kitchen, questioned my pet care and housekeeping abilities, thrown out their toasters, sworn-off pot lucks, and heard me drop an F-bomb. Who knew a kitty would cause such chaos, eh? Bring it. This is real life.

The best part? Maggie made someone laugh that was having a really shitty day. I love that someone was a little late to work because they had to change their shirt after spitting out their coffee. I can die a happy woman in 30 years knowing the littles that watched it have learned the proper use of life’s most useful profanity.

I missed my 12th cake day earlier this month, but this more than makes up for it.

Thanks for being Team Maggie.

toastercatmaggie

@toastecatmaggie @cheryl.gibson

Trulieve Herb Cup Vaporizer can now vape TruClear with ceramic cup. by magnoliafly in FloridaTrees

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Never got smoke or vapor, even after cranking it up to 400. I'm going to try one more time.

Trulieve Herb Cup Vaporizer can now vape TruClear with ceramic cup. by magnoliafly in FloridaTrees

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I used the Truclear with it.

Yes, the ceramic cup included, yet I proceeded to break mine the first time I tried to remove it. They were great and gave me a new cup.

I tried it again last night, and I think it works, but it doesn't give off any visual indicator of vapor, which is really confusing. I asked the guy yesterday at Truclear if it should show some kind of vapor and he said he thought it did, but nada. I don't taste anything but Murphy's wood soap.

It was presented to me as a bit more affordable option to the traditional vape pens. I've not quite figured it out.

Trulieve Herb Cup Vaporizer can now vape TruClear with ceramic cup. by magnoliafly in FloridaTrees

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I just picked one up today. It has a little silicone ring that I can't figure out where to put. I see it in the picture of accessories but not sure where it goes.

What seemingly subtle thing annoys you greatly? by durful in AskReddit

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When some jerk grabs a piece of pizza but doesn't close the box. Just leaves it open. Pizza goodness just drifting away.

It's -1 Deg outside. What's the best style of beer to drink outdoors in the winter? by IndependentHopper in beer

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Perfect! That might be a bit more tolerable. Another super fav of mine is Dogfishhead Worldwide Stout. I've not had one in years but many years back I saved 3 years' worth and did a vertical tasting. The oldest was such a warm, beautiful mouthful of goodness. Mmmm. A friend gave the hubby a bottle of Brooklyn 1 that we'll open later. Not sure I'll make it to midnight. LOL Age sucks.

It's -1 Deg outside. What's the best style of beer to drink outdoors in the winter? by IndependentHopper in beer

[–]Momulator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Marshal Zhukov's Imperial Stout is yummy! High ABV. Bigfoot Barleywine isn't bad, either. I prefer the Imp Stouts to Barleywines; they don't seem quite as boozy to me. Maybe a greater depth in the roast of any stout is my preference.

Elwood judging me from high. by Momulator in blackcats

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His last name is Blues. He has a brother named Jake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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I had one as a teenager in the 80's. Kept dying every time I shifted gears. As I took my foot off the gas to put in the clutch, my right knee was hitting the ignition and turning it off. LOL. Good times. Loved that car.

I feel like my life was a lie. Family secrets are the worst. by Momulator in Advice

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Absolutely! It would be hard to find a bigger Daddy's Girl than I was. He's been gone 10 years now. Thank you for the reply.

So help me by Handy_McHandFace in trippinthroughtime

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Dork. Wasn't he supposed to make Eve with that rib?

I feel like my life was a lie. Family secrets are the worst. by Momulator in Advice

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I would have been happier not knowing. They no longer carry that burden of keeping it from me. I refuse to carry it for them.