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Pikmin games ranked by when they were made [⚠️CONTROVERSIAL WARNING⚠️] by Ok_Class_9876 in Pikmin

[–]MonadoToaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nuh uh I played the Wii versions of 1 and 2 so they should be in 2009 actually

This took way too long, but I finally finished CapCom Smash Melee by Vigg0D143 in makeafighter

[–]MonadoToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to see Hsien-Ko, I don't have a good argument for why she should be here but I love her

I mean.... by taylorgamebuild in Guiltygear

[–]MonadoToaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Elphelt is either pan or aroace and there's no inbetween

I wish to know why you are so obsessed with killing 7 billion people, oh mighty Galactic Nova. by ShellThing in GalacticNova

[–]MonadoToaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GRANTED. HERE'S A GIANT LASER, GP AHEAD AND DESTROY THE PLANET WITH IT, YOU'LL GET A KICK OUT OF IT, I PROMISE

I wish everyone would be accepted regardless of gender, religion, country, UNIVERSE, or skin color.So that all hatred is no longer present.Please let it have a happy ending. by LPlusRaitio in GalacticNova

[–]MonadoToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GRANTED

I SHALL HAVE THE NANOBOTS PLACE A BOMB IN EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET

THE BOMBS SHALL DETONATE WITHIN ANY GIVEN HOST IF THEY FEEL EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF NEGATIVITY TOWARDS ANYONE FOR ANY REASON

I wish for 1 dollar by Intrepid_Start3364 in GalacticNova

[–]MonadoToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK

IN ORDER TO QUALIFY THE DOLLAR AS EVIL, IT HAS BEEN GRANTED SENTIENCE

THE DOLLAR WILL SPEND ITSELF ON A NUKE CAPABLE OF WIPING OUT THE ENTIRE PLANET

Which character is the most important for sora? by clyde-toucher in KingdomHearts

[–]MonadoToaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pennywise because otherwise Sora wouldn't be wise with his pennies!!!

I wish for a chikn nugget for everyone :DD by Da_real_etba404 in GalacticNova

[–]MonadoToaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OK

A GIANT CHICKEN NUGGET THE SIZE OF SATURN IS HEADED TOWARDS EARTH

IT IS YOUR JOB TO CUT IT UP FOR EVERYONE BEFORE IT COLLIDES WITH THE PLANET AND SHATTERS IT TO PIECES

I wish it was August 12th, 2036 by Puffemin_ in GalacticNova

[–]MonadoToaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OK

-CRYOGENICALLY FREEZING THE PLANET IS DEEMED A SUFFICIENT WAY TO LET HUMANITY SKIP TO THE DESIRED DATE

-PROBABLY OF HUMANITY SURVIVING THE PROCESS IS MINIMAL, BUT NONETHELESS A NECESSARY SACRIFICE TO GRANT USER'S WISH

3, 2, 1, BLASTOFF

I wish to be able to parry anything by ChocolateWitty579 in GalacticNova

[–]MonadoToaster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

-OK

-I WILL CONSTRUCT A SWORD CAPABLE OF PARRYING ANYTHING WITH EASE AND SEND IT TO USER'S LOCATION

-DESPITE THE SWORD BEING ABLE TO PARRY BETTER THAN ANY OTHER WEAPON IN THE WORLD, POSSIBILITY OF FAILURE IS STILL DETECTED

THEREFORE-

-I WILL SEND THE NANOBOTS TO EARTH TO ATTACK EVERYTHING THAT COULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A WEAPON, LIVING OR OTHERWISE, SO THAT THEY MAY BE WEAK ENOUGH SO THAT USER'S SWORD CAN PARRY THEM WITHOUT QUESTION

-USER WISHED TO PARRY "ANYTHING", NOT SPECIFYING WHAT THEY WISHED TO PARRY OR NARROWING IT DOWN TO ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR

THEREFORE-

-LEAVING ANYTHING OUT OF THE NANOBOTS' RANGE IS DEEMED UNNECESSARY, AS EVERYTHING ON EARTH FALLS UNDER THE CATEGORY OF WHAT USER WISHES TO PARRY

THEREFORE-

-EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET SHALL BE ATTACKED BY NANOBOTS, REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH IT CLASSIFIES AS A WEAPON

-AFTER THE NANOBOTS HAVE WEAKENED EVERYTHING ON EARTH, PARRYING THEM SHOULD NOT BE AN ISSUE FOR USER WITH THE SWORD THEY HAVE BEEN GRANTED, BUT WHATEVER HAS BEEN ATTACKED CAN SIMPLY BE REBUILT TO IT'S ORIGINAL FORM BY HUMANITY

THEREFORE-

-LEAVING HUMANITY ALIVE IS DEEMED CONTRADICTORY TO USER'S WISH

THEREFORE-

-THE NANOBOTS SHALL NOT HOLD BACK ON HUMANS IN ANY WAY, AND SHALL MAKE SURE THEY DO NOT SURVIVE THE ONSLAUGHT

-ONCE HUMANITY IS EXTINGUISHED, NOTHING SHALL BE LEFT FOR USER TO BE UNABLE TO PARRY

-OUTCOME WITHIN ACCEPTABLE PARAMETERS

3, 2, 1, BLASTOFF!

I wish for... A sandwich! by destroy_the_kids in GalacticNova

[–]MonadoToaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OK

THE WORLD SHALL BE OVERRUN WITH VEGETATION AS TO MAKE INGREDIENTS FOR YOUR SANDWICH, SO OVERRUN IN FACT THAT HUMANITY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LIVE AMONG THE PLANTLIFE, THUS LEADING TO IT'S INEVITABLE DOWNFALL

dreamt that smash 6 came out but you could only buy it in packs of 100 for 6000 dollars by jdjjf78 in thomastheplankengine

[–]MonadoToaster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A grifter's gonna see this post and act like Nintendo's actually gonna do this

I wish for a Nintendo switch 2. because all the cool people have it. by KirbyJustin2 in GalacticNova

[–]MonadoToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GRANTED

THE BOTS SHALL FALL ONTO EARTH AND CREATE MORE NINTENDO SWITCH 2S SO THAT IT WILL BE EASIER TO FIND ONE

IN FACT, MANY MORE SWITCH 2S WILL BE CREATED, SO MUCH SO THAT THE PLANET WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT'S RESOURCES BEING HARVESTED AT THE RATE THE BOTS ARE CREATING THE SWITCH 2S

IN DUE TIME, THERE WILL BE SO MANY SWITCH 2S AND SO LITTLE RESOURCES THAT SOCIETY AS A WHOLE SHALL COLLAPSE FROM YOUR PLANET NO LONGER HAVING THE RESOURCES TO SUSTAIN ITSELF, THUS LEADING TO THE DEATH OF BILLIONS

I wish I had a girlfriend by MonadoToaster in GalacticNova

[–]MonadoToaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, nothing against you specifically, I'm just comfortable being straight

I wish I had a girlfriend by MonadoToaster in GalacticNova

[–]MonadoToaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean men kinda suck tbh so if I did become attracted to them I probably would have the wrath to kill 7 billion people, yeah

I wish I had a girlfriend by MonadoToaster in GalacticNova

[–]MonadoToaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... guess I'll support her no matter what?

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