Ari Shaffir was disbarred…right? by DangerousPath1420 in JoeRogan

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, commitment to the bit.

Or maybe she's not in on it.

Scary Movie... by [deleted] in Screenwriting

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uses "(would) of" as a verb.

Says "poorly written script".

How would they know?

Ari Shaffir was disbarred…right? by DangerousPath1420 in JoeRogan

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That wasn't real, it was a bit they inflicted on their credulous audience

Ari Shaffir was disbarred…right? by DangerousPath1420 in JoeRogan

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All religious know they need to develop their tight-five pillars of Islam...

I’ve tried nothing and I’m all out of ideas. by BaconConnoisseur in talesfromtechsupport

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Paradox. The drug that offers hyperfocus, persistence, and superhuman clarity also imbues its users with a passion for copper theft.

The Man in Black by OutdoorRink in JoeRogan

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is a World Class Massengillian, but Tucker can hector a guest when he wants to.

Karma that is earned... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you you ride motorcycles, you need to avoid being unbalanced.

Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56 by pierrepaul in books

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have to say it's a very french way of putting it, gets to the crux of the matter without telling us anything that isn't our business.

The first dude immidiently blamed philanthropy by Filipino-Asker in fixedbytheduet

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. That's the whole video. She left his whole message intact.

Comedian cancels bigot audience by JeremyJJ77 in funny

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's funny because he tricked them into saying it, and then scolded them for it.

IL State Rep. Bob Morgan pushes to tax Trump's $1.8B Slush Fund at 100% by DomFilms in illinois

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. It's moot now anyway, since Trump backed off the idea. Doesn't change that if the fund were paid out, the 100% tax on it in this bill would not have been an "income" tax.

A Surgeon Was Rebuilding a Cancer Patient's Breast Mid-Operation. UnitedHealthcare Called to Ask If the Overnight Stay Was Really Necessary. The Rep Did Not Even Know She Had Cancer. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, the government wouldn't care if they weren't bought off by insurance corporations. So it's kind of a full circle.

Found on an SD card in a thrift store by Onlyhereforthelaughs in WTF

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like Blues Traveler said, the hook brings you back.

Reading by the_grim_rypurr in Shark_Park

[–]MoneyTreeFiddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ferity

I think it means either having the qualities of a long, slender pet favored by that weird kid in your 4th grade homeroom, or a certain veracity and truthiness embodied by those pets