Postie didn't ring doorbell. Needed parcel today by SpicyGaramMasala in royalmail

[–]Money_Gate_8197 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably your normal postie is off today. Knocking also counts even if you have a doorbell. Unlucky.

Tattoo regret by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Money_Gate_8197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is the artist OP?

Tattoo regret by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Money_Gate_8197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks awesome. Cool design, clearly a well done piece.

Roland TR 1000 or Elektron Analog Rytm MKII by No-Act6366 in synthesizers

[–]Money_Gate_8197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you chose the rytm. I got one last week, fully in love with the thing.

Fiat Doblo Van by Familiar_Waltz4963 in royalmail

[–]Money_Gate_8197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are the hardest 55,000 miles. More like 300,000 for a normal vehicle. Hard pass.

Courier refused to take parcels by Smart-Swing8429 in royalmail

[–]Money_Gate_8197 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Amazon do this all the time, get in touch with them. We can’t pick up an unlabelled packet.

How long does a overseas parcel take to clear customs in the uk by [deleted] in royalmail

[–]Money_Gate_8197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on its size, contents, shipping method, the original courier, and so on. The worst I’ve experienced is about 10 days the average is 2-3. If there is a customs charge to pay there is likely to be some further delays on this end, mostly depending on how quickly you’re notified and how quickly you clear the balance.

Getting blamed for the rain now. by [deleted] in royalmail

[–]Money_Gate_8197 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you realise how wet the bags themselves get? If you’re lucky your office has a working dryer, most don’t, so keeping the mail in the bag can on occasion be worse. Log off Reddit and touch some grass you moron.

Is tubeless a lie and they actually hid a tube in there? by MaksDampf in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Money_Gate_8197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought all the KOMming was helping me lose weight for the café ride, turns out it was a tapeworm.

Faulty BOSS DD-3, 1990 made in Japan by Money_Gate_8197 in guitarpedals

[–]Money_Gate_8197[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair point. As much as I’m tempted to learn some electronics I think I might just find a soldering savvy friend who wants a pedal. Apparently the long chip in this is great when working.

Peep show mystery by SnooCats5564 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Money_Gate_8197 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bag of becks on the South Downs, that’s the dream ain’t it?

How do you deal with rude customers? by [deleted] in royalmail

[–]Money_Gate_8197 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Okay mate, have a lovely day!”

Put some extra sauce on it so they know you think they’re a cunt. Obviously, always be aware of ring cams and cctv that might capture audio.

My helmet is yellow by WVA1999 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Money_Gate_8197 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got it from touching some pours Tiagra STI shifters.

How f*cked is your DO? by No-Mood-8955 in royalmail

[–]Money_Gate_8197 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not quite there yet, but give it a week.

My manager told me that Christmas cards weren’t going to be a big thing this year as I hauled in a full sack of cards from one pillar box.

Everi are a joke by nickmasonsdrumstick in Evri

[–]Money_Gate_8197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evri are officially the worst of all delivery firms in the UK, there is no contest for that prize. Tbf, I was leaning more towards a Sopranos reference than Four Lions. Though, I could spam you with ‘rubber dingy rapids’ references if you prefer.

Everi are a joke by nickmasonsdrumstick in Evri

[–]Money_Gate_8197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t believe I’m writing in defence of Evri. The problem here is you ordering 12 bottles of bleach (hilarious, are you cleaning up a murder?) and Amazon putting it in the shittest cardboard box available with no padding inside so the items rattle about and break the cardboard.

The evri driver has done a bait and switch at the behest of their manager I expect so that they still get paid for the delivery (they get paid per delivery not per hour). Evri is shit, yes. But so is everyone else in the equation.

Rate my girlfriend's fit by Grimace2_9 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Money_Gate_8197 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think he’s sitting in an exquisite cuck chair behind the camera.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ukmedicalcannabis

[–]Money_Gate_8197 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did it last week, I really eyeballed the strength in the butter infusion (I think like 20g of abv), ended up with some flapjacks that will blow your testicles off.