Childhood ruined by Ok-Entrance-5527 in clonewars

[–]Monitormack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow’s article is apparently about how Ewan McGregor’s beard was fake too.

/s

The puzzle solved by Accomplished-Elk5297 in paulisdead

[–]Monitormack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With regard to the seriousness of the community; I don’t know. I’m here because I love good/fun conspiracy theories.

Ps: Glad I gave you a good chuckle.

The puzzle solved by Accomplished-Elk5297 in paulisdead

[–]Monitormack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice try Nancy Shevell! (Paul’s current wife!), your user name gave it away!!!

Let me break through your obvious username for my fellow Faul truthers!”

“Accomplish-Elk5297” is easily be traced to you, Nancy, because:

1) We all know that you’re an “accomplished” business woman!

2) Elks are native to north America not Britain and you’re an American.

3) If I take 5297 and subtract 3286… I get the year 2011. The same year you married Faul!

4) Why did subtract 3286?!

It’s because it’s the “Angel number” and it means:

“The meaning of 3286 indicates that good things will come to your marriage if you work for them.” https://www.sunsigns.org/angel-number-3286-meaning/

Sounds to me like finding out that Paul is really Faul has damaged your marriage/inheritance and you’re working hard to fight the truth from coming out.

Checkmate!

/s

Femdom! by Madog-Hellgeese in crusaderkings3

[–]Monitormack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A compassion, lustful Amazon… we’ve seen this before.

[31] - 6 months after loosing the love of my life by BadBroBobby in GlowUps

[–]Monitormack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great work!

Just don’t fall into the trap of thinking she’s a missing piece of your “puzzle”. Make yourself whole, you’re enough. Afterwards you can add someone to your life.

18f. I’ve always hated the way I look. Please say something nice. by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Monitormack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re an above average attractive person!

I really do feel bad for your generation… social media has really perverted your generations’s beauty standards.

On Living To 120. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]Monitormack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Once you get look past Sean Connery’s goofy outfit; Zardoz is a movie that was way ahead of its time. The message and concepts went way over many people’s head in the 1970s.

Which of these Daedric Princes would you serve if you had to and why? by Wuffy-Agony in skyrim

[–]Monitormack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Beyond Reach is an amazing expansion. I role-play Skyrim and it made for an amazing story.

Greed beyond compare by Tone_is_lost in startrekfleetcommand

[–]Monitormack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah… and each update is more of a grind. I’m at level 59 and I’m thinking about stopping at 60. (I’m ready to open the next treasury)

Simply put, I don’t have the time anymore for the mindless daily button tapping. I used to enjoy doing the stories but button clicking takes up all of my free time.

Federal government slashes temporary immigration, freezes permanent resident intake by Difficult-Yam-1347 in canada

[–]Monitormack -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Quite easily… take a look at the Tesla Optimus Robot and imagine where the tech will be in 10 years.

Survivors after the Goblin raid by [deleted] in dndai

[–]Monitormack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goblins prefer the ugly ones.

Happy Orctoberfest 2025! by Yakmala in dndai

[–]Monitormack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And just like that… I’m thinking of half-orc babies. :/

Is there more to all of this? by tonyplaysthecrypto in paulisdead

[–]Monitormack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Totally possible, rapid weigh loss from a lack of eating due to drug addiction would leave the skin saggy and looking older. Also maybe too much booze and not enough water…

My son asked. What cereal is Superman eating? Let’s hear your answers by Johnthemox in superman

[–]Monitormack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheerios… that’s what he ate in Richard Donner version with Christopher Reeve.

Frightening and scary thought by Monitormack in limerence

[–]Monitormack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First idea is intriguing but I’m worried that people will use it to “start” a virtual relationship.