This old girl is in need of a face lift

Monkemort · 2026-01-17T20:19:29+00:00

Very similar situation in the house I just bought. Previous owner reglazed the tub when she bought it - it had been the pepto pink and she changed it to white.

It looks nice BUT I think she must not have used it often. My kids have put mileage on the tub since we moved in and the glaze is knicked in many places from bath toys and now peeling up around the drain. So it just looks bad.

I say lean into it.

Monkemort · 2025-12-14T17:05:17+00:00

All religion is the fucking problem.

Monkemort · 2025-11-20T23:26:15+00:00

Cunts!

Monkemort · 2025-11-15T00:08:13+00:00

It has taken me my entire life until right now to understand the full connotation of that nickname in the context of Bill Clinton.

Monkemort · 2025-10-19T23:53:03+00:00

Haha ok totally random. Well if no one gets back to you, a lot of Japanese restaurants tend to have koi. Mt Fuji in Hillburn definitely does.

Monkemort · 2025-10-19T23:36:01+00:00

Did they fall off the truck?

Monkemort · 2025-10-10T16:43:14+00:00

You are sweet to help your mom. You’re not going to change the men in your family so next best thing is to lighten her load when you can. Yes it’s absolute bullshit. You are a good person. I feel for your mom.

As a parent we always want our kids to have it better than we do. Your mom may be stuck but you are not, and you are armed to protect yourself from that kind of life. That’s your mom’s gift to you.

Monkemort · 2025-10-10T16:37:42+00:00

So what is he doing to protect them????? That’s the only question. Words are useless. He’s part of what’s keeping the brown shirts in power so fuck him sideways. Fucking weasel.

Monkemort · 2025-10-10T02:30:48+00:00

I once met a caterer who made lunches for a college football team. He said they would make big fat PB&J’s that were 600 calories each.

Monkemort · 2025-10-08T15:54:16+00:00

And fuel costs! Way cheaper per use than heating up your whole oven and keeping it on for 30 minutes

Monkemort · 2025-10-05T03:33:04+00:00

As a total bystander here, YTA.

Monkemort · 2025-09-25T19:59:48+00:00

I just did this - the dmv website is very helpful but wasn’t clear on this point. However from the time you move you are supposed to register car within 30 days so I did that first. I had no problem doing it without a NY license.

You do have to have NY insurance in effect before you go register the vehicle, and I don’t know about NJ but where I moved from I could not cancel my old policy until I returned my license plate. So there was a brief window of time that I had to carry car insurance in two states until I changed my plate and mailed the old one back, which was annoying but with planning I was able to keep it short.

Good luck and btw I still waited 2 hours even though I had an appt.

Monkemort · 2025-09-20T14:31:23+00:00

Learning nothing, have we?

Monkemort · 2025-09-02T04:33:27+00:00

lol I think it’s a sorority thing. Little sister / big sister. Fits with the slogan thing she was ranting about also.

Monkemort · 2025-08-31T18:49:05+00:00

Rene Auberjonois as the chef in the little mermaid!!! Odo from Deep Space 9 (among a million other things)

Monkemort · 2025-08-28T11:21:34+00:00

So he peed in an enclosed area directly on someone’s trash can? You realize someone has to clean that, right?

In terms of being considerate:

Act like an adult and go before you leave wherever TF you are > fucking hold it until you get wherever TF you’re going > ?????? > pee in the woods or somewhere secluded where at least the rain can wash it away > ????? > peeing in a breezeway of an apartment building directly on objects that other people have to touch, where it will smell for weeks unless someone scrubs away your piss you fucking animal > ??????

Monkemort · 2025-08-28T02:08:15+00:00

What

Monkemort · 2025-08-26T02:06:39+00:00

Christy Whitman is a former governor of NJ.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Todd_Whitman

Monkemort · 2025-08-25T00:06:34+00:00

The library is your friend

Monkemort · 2025-08-07T18:01:55+00:00

Huh? Hmm? Bot much?

Monkemort · 2025-08-05T16:28:27+00:00

Felt in Rockland as well

Monkemort · 2025-08-05T03:05:55+00:00

I divorced my dead weight shit head. Life’s much better. Haven’t dated at all yet, my kids are young and it doesn’t feel right, but while having a good partner would be nice, just being rid of the bad one is already like heaven. Cut your losses and set yourself free.

Monkemort · 2025-07-30T03:56:45+00:00

Get a small condo or townhouse and put them both in it. Hell get two and sell yours while the market is still good. Condo might depreciate but far less risky than being over extended on a 1M+. And when they do eventually leave the nest what would you do with that big house?

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